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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Los Angeles
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Matthew's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1005089
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College/University:
University of Southern California, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, Business Administration
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Occupation:
Court Jester
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What I enjoy doing:
Upskirts, Down Blouses
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Favorite Books:
The Adventures and Misadventures of Maguro, Most anything by Hunter Thompson, Independence Day by Richard Ford (not the movie), The Cairo Trilogy, One Hundred Years of Solitude, other elitist novels that show off how smart I really am.
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Favorite Movies:
Red Beard, Kafka, Andalusian Dog, LA Confidential, Chinatown, Office Space
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Favorite Music:
Johnny Cash, The Gourds, Star Room Boys, Jurrasic 5, Naked Trucker, Robert Randolph and The Family, Los Lonely Boys, Wyckyd Spectre
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Northern Exposure
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About Me:
Kick ass Scrabble player.
I fondle my sweaters and hump the fridge.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Joe Frank
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Bitch, let's get surly drunk and pat
each other's asses.
Matt) is a self contained teddy-bear,
roaming the vast avenues in search of
someone to poke him in his Pillsbury
belly and make him laugh over, his
eyes rheumy after a few stiff
whiskeys, he'll try to slap you for
your liberal views and end up laughing
himself to unconciousness. Everyone
should have themselves a bit of Hew on
their speed dial. Call him over for a
steak and chase him around with
testicular wrath, and you'll see him
flee like greased lightening. Can I
have some of your Campari, sir? I seem
to have smashed my bottle outside of
the Bourgeois Pig. Ahhh, thank you
very little...
downtown, midtown, Hollywood,
Bananaville. I think he's a spy for
Krispy Kream.
I think he walks everywhere too. I
don't even think he has a car. Does he
even work? You have to keep asking your
self," Who is this guy?"and ," What's he
doing in there?"
One thing though, he's deadly smart.
Dangerous. Keep your good eye on him and
don't get him talkin if you're in a rush.
see you don't want to be cheered up.
C'mon Donny, let's go get a lane.
straight up makes you a tough guy? Try
being the only intelligent fuck in a
whorehouse. It's fucking brutal I tell
you.
asked him his name. A few minutes later I was
loaning him the $10 cover to Largo. He bought me
2 drinks that night as reimbursement. (I scored on
the deal) The 2nd time I met him I was flying solo
and feeling insecure. He and his buddies hung out
with me all night long. I had a BLAST!!!!
shared obnoxiously-loud snorers, days
of endless walking, and "special"
lentil soups!!! (You'll never forget
that soup- right Matt!!!) I knew Matt
was a character from the day I met him
in Sahagun- and he remains to be one
of the funniest and most fun people I
know:) I can't wait to get back west-
and have a karaoke night at the
Farmer's Market!
potentially promising scrabble player,
and...hey you missed a belt loop...he
is two times crazy and one hell of a
great dude to get hammered with, until
you mistake your beer for the spittoon
for his chewing tobacco. You. You!