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      • erin k.
      • Posted
      • Ah! Mike! He who escorted me thru the
        maze of blinking lights and the DING
        DING DING of machines eating money
        everywhere, just so I could get my
        sunglasses that I left on the breakfast
        table. He is another delightful friend
        who I live far far away from. If we
        lived closer we would go to yoga
        together and wax poetic about being
        centered and focused. Action with
        Awareness my man! It was great getting
        to know you better and I hope I have an
        oppertunity to give you another big hug
        soon! Come to AZ! Post Haste!!! YAY
        MIKE! :o)
      • Cameron
      • Posted
      • Red bull vodkas...that's just the
        start. Your thoughts on music,
        movies, and life in general are so
        similar to mine and that's why you
        rule! You are a true friend that
        cares about all that take the time to
        get to know you and all of your
        complicated ways.....rock on
        Mike....."Hell Yeah!!!!!".
      • Seth
      • Posted
      • He is Mike. The Zimbo. Calm.
        Reserved. Yoga practitioner.
        Intellectual. Friendly. Until he has
        12 Red Bull Vodkas. Then- he's back
        on the savannah, running alongside the
        lions and mighty wildebeests. Stay
        out of his way when he is in this
        frenzied, primal state. He is the
        African Hulk. And alcohol is his
        gamma ray. Only the kind herb acts as
        an antidote. Luckily, I am a ninja
        and am much faster than this lumbering
        giant. I use my finely tuned skills
        of diplomacy and evasion when facing
        off against his uncoordinated ass.
        Mike likes to yell at people on the
        street. Mike likes to start fights in
        New Orleans. Mike is bald, but looks
        good in a wig. Mike spits in his
        dog's mouth. Mike has killed and
        eaten more animals than I knew
        existed. It is cheaper to wipe your
        ass with Mike's country's currency
        than with toilet paper. The girls
        like Mike, and show him their tits
        whenever he wants. Mike hates veggies
        but loves bovril. Mike eats chocolate
        and drinks coffee like its going out
        of style. Mike is my traffic-riding
        co-pilot and ganja tokin' bruva. Glad
        to have him here stateside where he
        doesn't have to wait a week to fill
        his car up with gas. Big up yo'self
        Zimbo. Jah smiles upon you.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • mike is a great genuine guy. we
        have to get together more often!
        scattergories, kickball, redbull
        vodkas! hooraaaahh!
      • Louise
      • Posted
      • Love you long time Mikey!!
        My life would have been a poorer place
        without one long ago drunken night at
        Harleys. And a plastic eye.
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • Mike, always willing to offer a
        genuinely pessimistic remark - gotta
        love it :-) If you werent a Zimbo I
        may love you more but for now I'll say
        I really like you. Its been fucking
        wicked living with you you calm bitch
        (exceot in traffic - then its hulk
        hogan all the way!) - keep tokin'
        Josh
      • Moriah
      • Posted
      • Since Mike's native Zim is in an
        uproar, we've happily accepted him
        here into OUR family! What a stellar
        guy--always willing to give a friend a
        lift, pick up after their messes, pour
        them a glass of vino, hand out some
        biltong and load a bowl. Grans and
        mums love him! Or at least mine do.
        He has some great knowledge to pass on
        about said tokolosh and spitting in
        your pets mouth. Always ready to
        dumbfound with wisdom! He's a smarty,
        let me tell you, and ladies, THAT
        ACCENT!!! So exotic. Did I say he
        loves kitties? He does, and they love
        him. I could go on, but why spoil the
        mystery. I love my dear Mike and
        can't imagine Seattle without
        him...hopefully I never will.
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • Mike is one of the most Amazing guys I
        have ever met. He's a real Gem. I
        could not have asked for a better
        freind. There is never a dull moment
        when Mike's about!
      • Didi
      • Posted
      • It's Mike! Calm & cool, smart &
        badmintonly inclined, this Bruv kicks
        it root down & then back up again.
        Mike looks after all specimen of
        kitties galore. Whether you need a
        human seatbelt or a fine glass of wine
        when you are already trashed, Mike is
        there for you. Special bonus: Mike
        can describe flavors of animals you
        thought only existed in Milton Bradley
        games.

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