Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends

Jul 2003

East Brunswick, NJ

http://profiles.friendster.com/brettgursky

EBHS, Syracuse

Syracuse University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Newhouse - Television/Radio/Film

writer / director / producer / creator

family, friends, the dogs (Frasier & Daphne), film, television, TiVo, music, iPod (on shuffle), concerts, stand-up comedy, traveling, photography, magazines, Entertainment Weekly, the NY Post, the NY Yankees, New Jersey, New York City, Los Angeles, London, Vegas, Miami, HYDE, & (the finally single- again) Jennifer Aniston

scripts..., Ruminations On College Life, Ruminations On Twentysomething Life, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Bringing Down The House, Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live, The Pleasure Of My Company (Steve Martin), Tuesdays with Morrie, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Catcher in the Rye, Great Expectations, Calvin & Hobbes...

After the Sunset, Almost Famous, American Beauty, American Pie, Anchorman, Babel, Beautiful Girls, Boiler Room, Boogie Nights, The Break-Up, Bronx Tale, Catch Me If You Can, Chasing Amy, Closer, Cruel Intentions, Cry_Wolf, Eternal Sunshine, Family Man, Father of the Bride, Garden State, Girl Next Door, Good Will Hunting, GoodFellas, Harold & Kumar, Jerry Maguire, Keeping the Faith, Last Kiss, Look Who's Talking, Made, Match Point, Meet the Parents, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Ocean's 11, Office Space, Old School, Parenthood, Prime, Requiem for a Dream, Road Trip, Rush Hour 3 (8/2007), Sibling Rivalry, Sideways, Stranger Than Fiction, Swingers, Talented Mr. Ripley, Vacation, Vanilla Sky, Wedding Crashers, X-Men: The Last Stand, Zoolander...

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, John Mayer, Gavin DeGraw, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Pete Yorn, Josh Kelley, Damien Rice, Robin Thicke, Lenny Kravitz, Blessid Union of Souls, Barenaked Ladies, Counting Crows, Lifehouse, Coldplay, Maroon5, Ryan Adams, James Blunt, Marc Broussard, John Hiatt, Nine Days, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox Twenty, Bon Jovi, U2, Biggie, Diddy, Jay-Z, 50, Snoop...

ALI G, Big Brother, Californication, CHEERS, Crank Yankers, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, ENTOURAGE, Family Guy, FRIENDS, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, THE ISLAND (coming soon...), Lost, NIP/TUCK, THE O.C., October Road, THE OFFICE, Project Greenlight, PRISON BREAK, Punk'd, Raymond, Real World & Road Rules, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, SEINFELD, Sex and the City, Scrubs, Simpsons, SOPRANOS, South Park, That 70s Show, THREE'S COMPANY, Tourgasm, Undeclared, Unscripted, Weeds, Will & Grace, WONDER YEARS...

Scorpio

"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important..." ~Anchorman
"I'm a Jew and I have the mind of a champion." ~Boiler Room
"Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate.'' ~Igby Goes Down
'Everything that's meant to happen does- Eventually.'' ~American Beauty
'Living the dream...'' ~Vanilla Sky
"It's the old story- Luck doesn't happen by mistake- Rather luck is when preparation meets opportunity." ~Robert Evans, The Kid Stays in the Picture
Assistant: "Mr. Simpson, I brought those Twizzlers you asked for." Homer: "My little girl likes Red Vines! You little... You think I can't kill you? There's a hundred little punks graduating from Syracuse this year that would beg to kiss my ass." (The Simpsons, 5/8/05)
"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested, but I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like, well, goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug, where you like, you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close? Or just go right in and kiss them on the lips? Or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you just really want to know, are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or ouch ouch you're on my hair'."~Wedding Crashers

Jennifer Aniston / Summer from THE O.C. / In the words of Spoonie Luv: ''Only hotties need apply. Must like long walks on the beach, nights in front of the fireplace, and sushi. Shouldn't steal my stuff...'' / SPIN magazine: ''FRIENDSTER- More Addictive Than Crack?''