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Schools (Other):
Stevenson High School
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College/University:
University of Illinois - Urbana-Champaign, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Advertising
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Occupation:
Account Executive / Fallen Idol
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Hobbies and Interests:
Maureen Dowd, making fun of Catholics, enjoying Terry Schiavo coverage, drinking things with umbrellas, hopscotch, midget porn, killing plants, shaving body parts, piecing a potion to combat your poison, and antagonizing family members (never goes out of style!)
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Favorite Books:
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Things Fall Apart, Dry, She's Come Undone, Woman Warrior, Me Talk Pretty One Day, A Home at the End of the World, The Bell Jar, Running With Scissors, anything by Dave Eggers, Michael Cunningham, Augusten Burroughs, Wally Lamb or Nick Hornby
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Favorite Movies:
The Hours, Dancer in the Dark, Adaptation, Chicago, Almost Famous, The Opposite of Sex, Waiting for Guffman, Angels in America, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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Favorite Music:
Tori Amos, Bjork, David Gray, Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, Rufus Wainwright, Coldplay, Madonna, Moby, Fiona Apple, Sigur Ros, Howie Day, The Cure, Joni Mitchell, Radiohead, Aimee Mann
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Strangers with Candy, Inside the Actors Studio, Real Time with Bill Maher, Project Runway, and... ahem... Desperate Housewives
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I'm starting Friendsters Anonymous.
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Who I Want to Meet:
the milkman, the paperboy, the evening tv.
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And by "hat", I really mean "tiny pieces of ham."
pictures of lizards on it, and watches great tv and
reads AND enjoys good books, if I weren't already
married and he wasn't already in a relationship
and he weren't gay, and he wasn't Devon's perfect
Christian husband and I didn't live in Korea we
just might have a chance to make things work.
Bee...Bennifer, without you HNOW
would just be a job, not the daily party
that you make it. With calves like
those, how could a girl not show up for
work with a smile on her face?? Thanks
for tolerating the mood swings physical
& verbal abuse. Remember, I only beat
you because I love you. You're the best!
I've always wanted. Okay, so we're not
really fooling anyone, but I do love
being his roommate. I especially
cherish our nights together reading our
his and hers Entertainment Weekly's,
watching our favorite shows and
scarfing down delicious baked goods
from CostCo. You're the best, Ben!
starry-eyed surprise. Ben is one of
my most favorite people in the whole
world!!! We were quite the
inseparable pair back in ye ol'
college days of yore. His style, good
looks, wit and charm make him an
amazing trend-setter at even the most
high-class affairs. Afterall, he was
the one who introduced the Mayo Packet
hors d'oeuvre fad to the high society
of Champaign. He is also a wonderful
partner in crime to have when
stealing...say, brownies,
perhaps...and to have when skipping
film class every single day! What a
catch!
who turned you off vaginas for life, we all know it
was really that large-breasted man-eater, Caryn.
Regardless, all us ladies fought over this
firecracker, folks. As a young lad, Ben stole the
hearts of millions with his performance of Black
Cat, oh so tight sweat pants, and athletic prowess.
Was that 'sun-in' in that sexy plume of hair? The
world may never know...
when a male is attractive or not, Ben
is still a beautiful human being.
He's going to make a great business
partner for when we open up our own
Catering company - catering to every
need possible ;)
vandalize an expensive car with a
condom and a cleverly mixed solution of
mayonnaise and water.
you know what that says to me?
LOYALTY. oh, and also
mischievousness. and everyone likes
loyalty tempered with mischief. don't
they?
is the original Stuffed Benimal after
all, he was one of the original hosts
of Boones and Bagels: Prelude to a Ho
and although that show never really
took off it had a lot of potential and
perhaps it can be revived one day, also
I thought I made out with him once
while drunk but thankfully that never
happened, hopefully some nice cute guy
will get to do that though heeeeeeee!!!
Well first of all, I must say that I
have NEVER called him Benjamin in my
entire life (what's up with this full
name thing Ben). Seriously, homeboy is
a stand-up guy who has crazy run-in's
with random semi-celebrities, he met
Sean Astin, star of one Rudy, and for
that I think we all our eternally
jealous.