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turtle, turtle!
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"i have a cat
her name is margaret
she bites
sometimes i bite back. just kidding."
More about Brette
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Schools:
Pine Crest School, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000
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Schools (Other):
New York University - Gallatin, Cardozo Law
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College/University:
Yeshiva University, Attended 2006 - Present, Class of 2009, Other, LAW!
New York University, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Individualized Study, bitches!
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Occupation:
paper chaser.
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Affiliations:
pitcairn island
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Hobbies and Interests:
sleeping, reading, music, guitar, writing, dancing, knitting, reading the US constitution, looking at small island nations on maps
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Favorite Books:
anything by douglas coupland, margaret atwood, jeanette winterson, david foster wallace, etc.
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Favorite Movies:
the usual suspects. wet hot american summer. napoleon dynamite. garden state. how cliche am i?
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Favorite Music:
ryan adams, whiskeytown, eleni mandell, rilo kiley, rainer maria, veruca salt, radiohead, wilco, the magnetic fields, mirah
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Favorite TV Shows:
alias, law and order, reality tv.
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About Me:
i have a cat
her name is margaret
she bites
sometimes i bite back. just kidding.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who can help me in the 1L law classes.
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high school I still speak with. Drama-
free and I look up to her and her
music-knowledge. A fun shopping buddy
too!
fucking claw your eyes out, you bitch!
for me. I was only afraid Neena would
laugh at me.
Viva la Brette!
our hotel by myself and went to a strip
club that the desk clerk at the hotel
told me was really a whorehouse. There
was every kind of Asian chick for every
kind of fetish you could imagine, from
petite nymphets in baby bonnets sucking
lollipops to strapping women in leather
S & M outfits. I motioned to the
hostess and ordered them like food
dishes. "I'll take number 14, number
seven, and number eight." I paid for
the girls and went in the back room and
I passed out. I'm not proud of this.
I'm very sorry, Brette. But I also
wanted you to know that nothing
happened. I passed out.
York City for the greater part of the
past 4 years. During this time, Brette
has climbed her way into the #2, #4,
and #5 positions in my Top Five All-
Time Favorite NYC Moments. She'd
be in #1 and #3 too, but she's not
that kind of girl. And neither am I.
able to recognize the pure undiluted
annoyingness of the loud girl that
wouldn't stop singing off key to Liz's
songs at the Liz Phair concert. I'm
sure if Brette had a large blunt
object, that loud girl would be dead
now.
sharp, slick, and total nyc, which
makes her an international hipster,
she's got boots that will take you and
her places you both have never
been...taste the rainbow!