Leighbo Leigh hewett

everything i know i learned on the streets!

mom, shit talker, domestic goddess

uni-cream-corn

hedonism, debauchery, sittin' around, vodka drinks

their eyes were watching god, the illuminatis trilogy, song of solomon, i'm into self help-cause i can't afford therapy!

amelie, out of africa, caddyshack, the goonies, office space, old school, anything with johnny depp!

flaming lips, bjork, grandaddy, portishead, beck, tori amos, coldplay

anything on mtv and it doesn't matter how many times i've seen it

i've won many prestigouse awards. in elementary school i
got 4th place for the softball throw on field day. in
middle school i recieved honorable mention in a poetry
contest. in high school i was honored with wittiest of my
class. in college i didn't win shit. last year i won a
dance contest-i recieved 60 bucks, a tennis trophy with
the tennis racket sawed off, and a sash that said number 1!
this was a very important night for me. i worked very
hard and if i'm ever sad or lonely i will remember this
night because i was the star. so as you can see i am a
winner in life. i am funny-for real-i'll have you on the
ground pissing on yourself. and i'm pretty too. i'm also
very smart. i think my best quality is that i'm so humble.oh-and i just had a little boy named griffin-so not only am i all these amazing things-i'm also a mom.

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