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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
Reynoldsburg
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Bart's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/100949
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Occupation:
I look for things... things to make me go.
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What I enjoy doing:
eggs, sparkle motion, worms, un/employed alcoholic's night, lurking
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Favorite Books:
I've been enjoying Al Franken's new book. It's nice to finally see someone stand up to the far right.
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Favorite Movies:
The Royal Tenenebaums, Donnie Darko, Pootie Tang, Ran, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, The Usual Suspects
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Soul Coughing, Morphine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Portishead, Le Tigre, The Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, Andrew Bird, Tricky, Underworld, Luscious Jackson, and more! all in this extensive three disk set!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Adult Swim
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About Me:
I just want to eat
your brain. Is that so much to ask? Look... I'm a
*zombie*... I exist on this world to do only one thing...
to eat your brain. Just look at it. It's so sweet and
tasty looking. I know it's big and juicy because I've read
your profile. I can practically smell it from here. I'm
literally drooling at the thought of sinking my teeth that
fat, fleshy, grey mass. Would you deny me the sensuous,
ecstasy that would come from eating your brain?
Please don't! I'm begging you! Look... You won't even miss
it. I promise. It's not like I'm going to go on to eat any
other parts of you. What would I stand to gain from that?
I just want to eat your brain. For the love of god, I'm so
hungry! I'll love you. I'll give you anything you want.
I'll be your best friend... just let me eat your brain.
http://apt103.net/~bart/images/auctions/toast0r/toasterpop.gif
It's a computer. It looks like a toaster. I made it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
cultureless yokels like me.
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and bart didn't kick me out of his
place when i accidentally moved in for
a long time. he dresses better than
you and he gets more women than you,
therefor he is better than you. he has
pretty eyes and i want to do shots with
him. can i hit that thick ass?
and sean and bart had a party for jen
and i...bart was getting all of the
ladies, then a bomb went off...and
smoke was everywhere... and i was last
in line to barts room...what a night...
a F-150? Ah... those were the days,
those were the days.
I like stories.
young, drunk and I needed the money.
life.
But if I had, I wouldn't have a bad
impression of him based on his drunken
behavior at a first rendez-vous.