Joe

Underwater Cave Spelunker

Destroying the World!!! and ice cream sandwiches. (they're so good!)

Encyclopedia Britannica, Ancient Text of the Sumerian Empire, Schroedinger's Cat, Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Roget's Thesaurus, The Old Farmer's Almanac, The Interpretation of Dreams, Plato's Republic and anything Harry Potter.

Anything that doesn't suck and can keep my interest up for approximately two hours. Or, movies that REALLY suck and have a lot of naked women running around and bouncing up and down for no apparent reason at all. Yeah, that's the stuff!!!

Jazz is my first love... then comes everything else to a lesser degree.

Sesame Street, Reading Rainbow, The Electric Company, The Muppets, The Great Space Coaster, The New Zoo Review, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Sid and Marty Krofft's Superstars, Mr. Rogers' Neigborhood, Land of the Lost, Captain Kangaroo, and the Mexican Blind Date

I am the center of the universe. The world revolves
around me. I call all the shots around here. No body
moves until I say "ACTION!!!"

I want to meet people that I can chew up, spit out, and
then grind into little pieces. I want to meet people that
will follow me blindly and jump off a cliff just because i
asked them to. I want to pommel you, pound you, beat you
up and down until you're black and blue. I want to be
able to taunt you and smack you around just before you
start to cry. I want to meet people with a great sense of
humour, so great that they know a joke when they read
one. There is a prerequisite for you of having two eyes,
two ears, a mouth, a nose, two arms, two legs, and ten
fingers and toes. However, I will accept you if you are
missing and/or are superflously gifted with any of these
body parts. I want to meet people just like you.