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"Shallow. Wants to be amused. Not sentimental, hate
that Hallmark shit. Just because I have manners,
doesn't mean that..."
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Occupation:
rehabilitated trophy wife
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Hobbies and Interests:
food, books, shoes, wine, beautiful objects of all sorts
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Favorite Books:
Possession, Love in the Time of Cholera, Everything You Need
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Favorite Movies:
My Neighbor Totoro, All That Jazz, Desperado, Die Hard, Blade II, Gigi, Enter the Dragon, Ran
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Favorite Music:
all of it. except for country. and bluegrass. and folk. you get the idea
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Wire, Law and Order, Judging Amy, Samurai Jack, Pete and Pete, Sitting Ducks
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About Me:
Shallow. Wants to be amused. Not sentimental, hate
that Hallmark shit. Just because I have manners,
doesn't mean that I'm nice but when I am nice I'm very,
very nice.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Big brains, big laughs, big hearts, big butts. Or is that
bucks? No, it's butts. I love big butts.
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pretty and vivacious, but then she
gives you $5, and you're so surprised
and amazed, that instead of taking it,
you demand $10. And as you're
reaching out your hand to take the
$10, she reaches down and grabs one of
her impossibly high heeled shoes and
smacks you on the head with it. So of
course you realize you don't hate her,
but love her. Oh, and she'll make you
laugh so hard your cheeks will cramp
from the laughing.
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No, but seriously, wise and sweet and
giving and fiercely intelligent and
protective, and the source of any and
all RAWKage that could possibly be
found in a 50-mile radius.
entire world turns into a bunch of
dudes wearing auto parts and killing
each other with crossbows made of table
legs, I want Lorna on my side. You'll
know why when it happens ... if you're
not too busy being DEAD.
in crime. that is, we will commit
crimes in spain. neither of us, to my
knowledge, is spanish. this all sounds
very exciting, and for that i thank
lorna. i wouldn't switch for her,
because it would make me gay, and it
would all be a bit pointless.
in a movie together. It will be like
Bonnie and Clyde, except with kung fu
and explosions every five minutes.
she's too good for me.
be when I grow up.
my heart and stole my wallet. Yet it
was worth it all for the margaritas and
the dancing.