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      • Jamie
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      • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BINZ!!!!!
        It's been forever since I've seen you...or since I've seen anyone I guess, but more poignantly, since I've seen you because it's your birthday. I don't know if you're in Portland right now or back in New York for the festivities, but I hope you're doing well and I look forward to the next time I'll have the chance to hang out with you.

        In other words, I think you should come out here and visit me in Thailand. Karaoke is sooo popular around here, but the diference is, no one really knows how to sing. They need to be educated!
        Much love,
        Jamie
      • Emily
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      • dear binz -

        aren't you glad i'm not around to nag you about things? oh - do you think you could send me those pictures since you're on the computer as you read this? oh - and also, would you take me off the freshdirect e-mail reminders list? (ok that last one was a joke...)

        love and love. and i really would love to have those pictures. and love.
      • Dave
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      • My cousin is the patron saint to the permenantly baffled. Has it really been six months? So much has happened with our family in that time. What's the deal? Isn't time supposed to stop while I'm away? Didn't you guys get the memo? Jeeze. Anyway, crap. I miss you. Karaoke ain't the same. City streets just ain't the same. LIFE just ain't the same. Come to Seoul, cuz. This city could sure use your style.
      • Emily
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      • ok, your family has to stop churning out the cutest people. it's like you have a monopoly on cuteness. newborns are supposed to be funny-looking, they're not supposed to look like advertisements for procreation! what's the deal? your niece is unbelievable. congratulations!
      • Jamie
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      • Thank you for laughing at me and not hating me for being a dumbass while i destroyed the fire extinguisher at the rose. i am so jealous that sharebear is resting on you and not me.
      • Anne-E
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      • na na na na na na na we really miss you.
      • Emily
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      • wood question #2: why are you wearing those parrots? what's with you wearing animals?
      • Anne-E
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      • Why are you wearing that dog? What happened?
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      • Multiple reasons why Binz is my new favorite person that unfortunately lives 3000 miles away:
        1: she may be more of a klutz than I am.
        2: when she drives my truck she doesn't have to adjust anything.
        3: she can beat me on my own pool table (that sounds kinda dirty)
        4: she's the only other dyke I know who will sing along to the Beastie Boys with me.
        5: and best of all she laughs at my horribly offensive jokes.

        Next time we hang out bring your own toothbrush!
      • Emily
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      • Happy Birthday Binz!

        Today you are officially 26, which is your favorite number. I don't know how old Madonna is but that bitch never returns my phone calls, so that's why you get this testimonial and not her. Also because I don't know if Madonna could pretend to be excited about a box of avocados the way you just did for me.
        I hope today you find a little trouble and a lot of fun. People out there, beware: this is a really, really good one.
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