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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Estacada, OR
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Lilu's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1013714
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Occupation:
life-long pursuit of ultimate cuteness.
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What I enjoy doing:
eating, begging, tugging socks, napping, lap-warming, napping while lap-warming, eating mom's left-overs while she's napping, dumping over garbage pails, tearing tissues into shreds and evenly distributing them across the living room floor, eating
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Favorite Books:
i never learned to read. its embarrassing, actually. oh FIE poet mother!
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Favorite Movies:
...same problem
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Favorite Music:
dj supermignon, madonna, sleater-kinney
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Favorite TV Shows:
i have yet to uncover the entertainment value of flashing lights on a screen...
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About Me:
i am nine pounds of sheer terror and cuteness. i have
beautiful paws. my life's work is to eat, sleep and
control the minds of my mom and all surrogate moms around
me via cuteness control methods intrinsic to my princess-
min-pin-ness.
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone willing to give me, in abundance, the following
things: potato chips,
french-fries, chicken, cheese-cake, bagels, egg mcmuffins,
bacon, onion-rings, pizza, pancakes, french-toast, link-
sausages, spaghetti, turkey sandwiches on seeded-rye with
honey-mustard, lettuce, tomato, onion and cheese, chinese
food that comes in those little white boxes, (left-overs
will suffice), free range over the fridge and all
unfinished plates, white-
russians, beer, coca-cola, stuffed-animals bigger than i
am, (they're not difficult to find), feathers, lint, a
warm
lap, ear-scratches and belly-rubs.
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miss you
believe is what brought on her similar love of
bacon and an assortment of other foods most
easily accessible from the hands of naughty
friends. She has, however, seemed to have
outgrown her love of the human male forearm.
did I would consider you my cutest toy! We
could chase each other all over the house,
eat, sleep, then eat again! Maybe...
someday... *sigh*
there with a sparkle in your eye and a wag
of your little butt! i miss you, squeeeze! mel
on shit like this, but the
exaggeration is gross... She weighs
10.8 pounds (I have evidence). But
like many of her canine kin, the
fastest way to her heart is through
her stomach and I feel it necessary to
reveal my own involvement in her
weight gain. It's just that when the
expression of her desires is so clear,
I feel like she's a little person and
if that little person wants a few of
my french fries, then who am I to deny
her?
and anal leakage notwithstanding)
about to take his last tastey nyc pizza
bite. mmmm.
crap on my pants and i don't notice
till i get to work and all i can think
about is you and your poor leaky ass.
Don't eat shit off the street DOG!