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"i'm funny sometimes. i'm sarcastic all the time. i say dumb
things, even if i'm the only one that finds them comical...."
More about Amanda
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Occupation:
pure evil
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Hobbies and Interests:
driving, drawing, sleeping, travelling, friends, ridiculous karaoke, cheese, concerts, playstation, the kazoo, haikus, oh yeah, and kissing ray on the mouth.
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Favorite Books:
i don't read. not enough time for that. but green eggs and ham is a favorite.
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Favorite Movies:
lotr, the nightmare before christmas, snatch, boondock saints, fight club, x-men, american history x, the crow, trainspotting, blow, pirates, dolls....
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Favorite Music:
yellowcard, from autumn to ashes, dc, taking back sunday, mcr, the clash, perfect circle, david bowie, ill nino, soulfly, the cure, wolfshiem, tenacious d, further seems forever, nkotb, cky, tori amos, johnny cash, kenny rogers, your mom, stuff....
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Favorite TV Shows:
discovery channel, cartoon network, spice channel, spongebob. in that order.
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About Me:
i'm funny sometimes. i'm sarcastic all the time. i say dumb
things, even if i'm the only one that finds them comical.
i'd do anything for the people that i care about. i'm not
afraid to tell people if i'm a little gassy. what can i
say, i like beans.
i have a growing collection of lunch boxes,
a pet fish named farfle that refuses to die, and an
overwhelming urge to smack people in the rear. i like
dorks. i like to sing songs about washing my hands. i can't
dance but i like to fake it. i can make pudding.
*UPDATE* farfle is dead dead deadskie. he had the nerve to
die while i was away on vacation. i'm gonna miss the little
bugger. i shall wear black for the entirety of
2004.
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one day i plan on doing something great. until then i'm
going to rot in jersey.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who think that my sarcastic wit is endearing. people
that are ridiculously honest. someone who looks good
wearing a chicken suit. a real life pirate.
someone who will stand outside my bedroom window
playing "in your eyes" on a heinous boom box.
anyone who's willing to drive 2 hours down to the jersey
shore with me just to go to the boardwalk, get some pizza
and play video games for a half an hour and then drive
back.
my future ex-husband.
someone who will tell me if i have
crap in my teeth. don't steal my stuff.
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sweet love to you Amanda. You just
never took my pick up lines seriously.
I actually took these shots with you,
Jill, and Victor in mind. I thought
maybe you might want an 11x14 in your
living room. ONE LOVE- COLL
testimonial ever.
Eh hem (Thats me clearing my throat).
Dearest Amanday,
It has come to my attention that I can
no longer control my animal desires for
you. The mere thought of your blonde
hair sweeping over my nipples causes
minor quivers in my woman-things. You
make pudding. Yes. I make a pudding
like discharge in my delicates when you
bounce into a room. Oh, ever since I
saw you in kindergarten I wanted to
take you for a spin. You are like a
mint Thunderbird. Not quite the new
Thunderbirds. More like the retro
Thunderbirds. Like the one T-Bird
(which is short for Thunderbird),
drives in the Crow. The first time we
watched that movie, and I was snug in
your arms, I couldn't concentrate
because I was praying for the
legalization of lesbian marriages.
Thats right Mandy...you are my life
partner, and I want to take "US" to
that next level. I don't just want to
be your Friendster (copyright), I don't
just want to be your roomate. Being
your best friend isn't good enough
anymore, I want to be the burly woman
you come home to. I want to be the
b*tch who brings home the bacon. I
want to be the lil lady that sits on
your face and calls you mamma. I want
to make an honest maiden outta you.
So, if you accept my proposal, and yes,
I'm asking you to marry me. Please
meet me in the kitchen tomorrow morning
and say you will. (I'll be by the
toaster making our breakfast). I love
you sweet pea. Adieu
for all to stand and I will stand on
the mountain in My Blackest suit, One
as Dark as my Heart and laugh! In One
hand the fate of all and the other A
Mcgriddle and I will look at what I
have Done,Unleash a Mighty Laugh that
will crumble the Mountains and say "you
have done this to all How does That
Make you Feel My pretty? And Mandy will
Look at the ruin I have created and
Say "you gonna Eat that McGriddle?"
to the Yard, and there life is beeter
than your's, Damn right it's better
than yours, she could teach you but
she'd have to charge! But her Prices
are reasonable so come to mandys school
of cool and milkshake'ing.
get myself a cock sandwich. I figured
you would know!!!!
tonight? And then when I'm done, can I
kiss you on the mouth? Or maybe just
touch you on the behind? I miss your
lovin.