we'll jump a train to siberia and run away together.... meet me on platform 4 at 8 am. i'll have a white geranium on my lapel and a basket full of cucumber sandwiches for the long road ahead. that's what i'd like to do with you.
I had this dream and I don't remember
much - there was a garbage-filled alley
and a barking dog - that much I am sure
of. We were utterly lost when Emily had
this idea - why not just jump the fence?
It made no sense whatsoever but was
the perfect solution. That's Emily for
you - always jumping into trouble to
save the day.
The "m-i" in Emily stands for "mine."
At least I wish that was true.
Emily is the best, and when I say "best," I
mean a lot of really big things with one
very small word. Words fail me when it
comes to describing Emily, and that's
saying a lot.
I have a big crush on E.F.F. (I just noticed
that if Emily's middle initial was "L," then
her initials would spell "Elf." That would
be cool.)
emily frieda foster sends me into instant
euphoria. I hate that she is so far away
from me. She is the best person to walk
down the street with, because this bitch
turns mad heads! There is noone better
to enjoy a night-cap with than Emily.
Noone writes better letters than Emily,
noone makes me feel quite as happy
as when I am with Emily.
I am so in love with Emily, there is
room for nothing in my apartment
besides her pedestal. every full moon
i sacrifice a goat and two virigns in
her honor. next summer, when we go on
tour, I will ask her to marry me.
Testimonials and Comments for Emily
much - there was a garbage-filled alley
and a barking dog - that much I am sure
of. We were utterly lost when Emily had
this idea - why not just jump the fence?
It made no sense whatsoever but was
the perfect solution. That's Emily for
you - always jumping into trouble to
save the day.
At least I wish that was true.
Emily is the best, and when I say "best," I
mean a lot of really big things with one
very small word. Words fail me when it
comes to describing Emily, and that's
saying a lot.
I have a big crush on E.F.F. (I just noticed
that if Emily's middle initial was "L," then
her initials would spell "Elf." That would
be cool.)
tsss.....
euphoria. I hate that she is so far away
from me. She is the best person to walk
down the street with, because this bitch
turns mad heads! There is noone better
to enjoy a night-cap with than Emily.
Noone writes better letters than Emily,
noone makes me feel quite as happy
as when I am with Emily.
room for nothing in my apartment
besides her pedestal. every full moon
i sacrifice a goat and two virigns in
her honor. next summer, when we go on
tour, I will ask her to marry me.