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Elizabeth
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Colorado
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Elizabeth's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1016473
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Occupation:
Still in Negotiation
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What I enjoy doing:
Music, Drinking, Acting, Drinking, Smoking, Books, Drinking, Pool
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Favorite Books:
Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (God I'm a dork), Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Confederacy of Dunces, Everybody Poops, Everybody Farts...
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Favorite Movies:
Scream, South Park the Movie some others I can't think of. Where am I?
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Favorite Music:
Just about everything, jazz, blues, rock, folk, just about everything and anything Celine Dion does, God her head is so big.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Frasier, Friends, Any reality TV show where everybody sits around and just drinks, South Park, The Family Guy, The Simpsons
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About Me:
I've KO'd myself twice. I think that's all that needs to
be said.
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on the floor of a friend's house.
Drunk, maybe high, she started telling
the most terrifying ghost story I'd
ever heard, about a long white haired
naked old man sitting on a toilet who
vanishes. Or something along those
lines. Anyway, neither of us could
sleep afterwards. I'll never foget
her, him, or our night together.
me. It's true. It was a medium-sized,
dusty old Chevrolet pick-up,
careening around the corner of
Lane Avenue and Birch Street..the
driver was obviously high on
something, though Neptune and I
laughed and agreed that it wasn't
life! I tried to jump out of the way,
but since I am doublejointed,
ambidexterous, and often
monosyllabic, I jumped INTO the
path of the oncoming car. Elizabeth
plunged into my side and pushed
me out of the way, herself getting
smashed by the front fender and
knocked flat to the gravel road. The
driver kept on going. She only had
a few broken ribs and one very
bruised ego (!). Elizabeth, I raise my
glass to you...you saved my life.
Montgomery started calling ourselves
the 'diehards' in school because we
were always the last one in the bar. We
chose this name over 'problem
alcoholics' because it's cooler when you
yell it across the bar. And it looks
better on a t-shirt.
Just mostly kidding. Ha!
Elizabeth is one cool cat. She's
craptastically funny and always a good
time for all. That's all I can write
because I'm trying to keep the cursing
down...for now.
navigation seat. Along came a sign,
and it said "Admit Defeat". But Jason
called the campsite, although he was
too high...And the itsy-bitsy Tunes
said, "I'll love you 'til I die!!!"
apartment I would NEVER think about
bombarding at 6:00am to try
and "force" her to do bad things.
EVER!
and slept on my parents floor wrapped
in an afghan. if that's not love, i
don't know what is.
trapped in a room with a piano and a
midget with...and that's not because
of her skills as a pianist. Or trapped
in a senate office with a hyperactive
control freak with......or....the list goes
on and on...really there aren't many
places I would mind being trapped if
Elizabeth was with me. She cracks
my shit up and makes me happy.
herself. these are all lies being
perpetuated by the bush administration
to undermine her upcoming run for the
senate.