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"heiress to the muzak empire. i can hook you up with all the filler music you need."
More about Alisa
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Schools (Other):
lphs, stanford, school of hard knocks
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College/University:
Stanford University, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
sexual and reproductive rights
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Affiliations:
national spelling bee champions of america, woodhull foundation for sexual freedom, fema
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Hobbies and Interests:
baby-taunting
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Favorite Books:
the book everyone is reading on the subway. but i read it a year later so as to give me the illusion of free will.
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Favorite Movies:
i'll just give favorite genres b/c there's too many--the overly intellectual, the subtitled, the 80s classics, most woody allen, high school satires, feminist porn, some mockumentaries, dark comedies, magical realism, some cheesey classics that once seemed life altering, old school suspense/horror
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Favorite Music:
pablo neruda sings to me in my sleep
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Favorite TV Shows:
the daily show
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
heiress to the muzak empire. i can hook you up with all the filler music you need.
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Who I Want to Meet:
cable-owners who will let me watch the daily show at their apartments. nerds who get as excited about republican indictments as i do. shamans who can control the weather. ex-falun gong adherents who can give me the real deal. survivalists who will let me in their bunker during the end of days.
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her late night gossiping at 14 and
after every phone conversation feel
close even though we are on opposite
coasts. Good politics. Passion for
learning. Good choice in friends.
Innovative and creative. Find her and
keep her close!
am a hungry 99 cent ravager, and my thirst for
cheaply assembled items is only matched by
Alisa. She is one of the only people that has
ever happily gone to every single store I
wanted to go in to ransack the shiny goods.
Now, there is no one to go to the discount
stores with me. I should move to new york jsut
for that.
the pot in my pipe, the bidet in my
bathroom, the cock in my cocktail.
the most intelligent person i know. i
have gotten into the useful habit of
testing all opinions on alisa before
espousing them to the discriminating
public. which works because she is such
an amazing listener.
and jewish.
god is she fuckn jewish. oy!
and, above all, a wonderful kisser.
than me??? tell me your secrets!
as well as i do, i.e. very liberally. it's
because alisa appreciates food almost as
much as i do and almost in the same way,
i.e. with a well refined palate that can
distinguish among many lumped-together
flavorswithout being overwhelmed by any
single one. oh yes, we are unafraid.
alisa also has a really cute high-pitched girly
laugh (among other varieties) that is a
pleasure to elicit.
it is also fun to see alisa in the mornings,
groggy and in pajamas and and determined
to get shit done. like brushing her teeth.
i love alisa and i volunteer to be a one-child
chorus, singing her name over and over
again in a baby voice: "alisa, (pause) alisa,
(pause) alisa."