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      • Where are you? We miss you. Call or write soon.
      • Kristan
      • Posted
      • "The Texas MacGyver"
        Starring Rick Perry

        Episode 43: An inexperienced film crew in the Mojave Desert find themselves puzzled when they can't figure out how to stop a gas leak on a generator. The seconds are flying by and their asses are grass if they don't act quick. Rick Perry-aka "Texas MacGyver", kneels down-grabs a piece of old snake skin, wraps it around the leak-pulls a piece of Dentyne Ice gum out of his shirt pocket-seals it up and snags a piece of straw out of his hat and ties a bow around the seal-just to make the damn thing look pretty. Those numbskulls didn't know what to think-this time-it really was quite on the set.
      • Laura
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      • power struggles abound, i really do respect this LEAD MAN. especially when he lets me call him tits (in my most endearing tone, of course).

        he can do anything with his pants on.
      • Lisa
      • Posted
      • Dripping springs, indeed. I want to
        2-step and no one knows how!
      • Lisa
      • Posted
      • Shit, you already look like one of those
        new york fraggles.
      • elsjzen
      • Posted
      • Rick used to eat at a place in Xalapa, Mexico
        called "Tweety Burger" (named after Tweety
        Bird) at least 4 times a week sometimes. Each
        time after he'd eat there he'd run home and
        have the shits for like 5 hours afterwards. I
        would have to go down to the tienda and buy
        beer for us. When he'd come out of the
        bathroom he'd have tears in his eyes and his
        brow would look tired and worried . . . Rick is
        so courageously human sometimes.
      • Danny
      • Posted
      • Ricks reproductive organ once impressed
        a group of young men by doing penis
        lifts with a ten pound brick attached
        to it.
      • Posted
      • This guy smells of elderberries and
        trust, trust and warmth like that of a
        ship in a bottle.
      • Lisa
      • Posted
      • Wherever the eagle flies calling for
        freedom,
        A call that does not tarry,
        There you will find my
        Brother in arms - my friend -
        My beloved Rick Perry.
      • Posted
      • rick kinda sucks cause he never calls
        me anymore. You better do something
        real cool real fast to maintain
        your "cool kid" status. anyway, rick is
        still the hottest person i know.
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