More About Dan
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Schools (Other):
San Anselmo Pre-School (looking to strategically network with successful alums)
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College/University:
Wesleyan University, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996, Other
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Occupation:
lawyer
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Affiliations:
Safeway Club Card Member (application pending)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Jacob, food, books, buildings, bonobos, Abraham Lincoln, manatees, dogs, ants, weeding, tooting my own horn, staring/eavesdropping, Nicole Ittner, watching hippies dance, watching Katie jazz dance, France, Crissy Field, poached eggs, prisons, robot voices, showering, calf implants
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Favorite Books:
In Search of Lost Time, The Oxford Companion to Food, Sibley's Guide to Birds, Manuscript Found at Saragossa, Journey to the Ants, Middlemarch, Rings of Saturn, Call Me By Your Name
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Favorite Movies:
Rosemary's Baby, Together (the Swedish one), Breathless (the French one), To Be and To Have, You Can Count on Me, Babe, Chinatown, Fast Cheap and Out of Control
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Favorite Music:
Hunan Province, Pavement, The Minute Waltz, Built to Spill, Bob Dylan, Woody Guthrie, and so on
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Life of Birds, The Price is Right, Arrested Development, The News Hour, animal bloopers, Antiques Roadshow, Family Feud, Frontline, Reno 911
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
A total delight.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Other humans/humanzees: especially folklorists, statisticians,
birders, primatologists, myrmecologists, international conservationists, and insightful career counselors or dog trainers.
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Testimonials and Comments for Dan
because I miss Dan so much I want to
cry just thinking about the large mass
of land that separates us. He is my
tallest friend, which makes me think
that maybe he is so great because he
stands so close to heaven. If you want
someone to drink margaritas with, or
dog-park with, or eat fancy meals with,
or explore caves on the beach with, or
adventure with, or gaze at bonobos
with, or study antitrust with, or laugh
at wierd people with, or make new
friends with, or dance to rock music
with, AND if you want that person to
make all of these wonderful things ten
times more wonderful then, well, only
Dan will do. Maybe he has magic powers
of fun and taste, but I prefer to call
it "joie de f'ing vivre".
babies, and they like him. Dan knows
almost all of the words in the
dictionary. Dan is relaxed: he did't
even freak out when Jessica diarrhead
on him! He likes delicious food,
fantastic people, and being very
sexual. Dan is the only human in the
world who I'd let live with me
for 6 years! He is like my husband,
except we do NOT hang out p.v. style.
More so than a husband would, he
knows about my lady-cycle and what to
say when I am crying. His spark is
super special.
to mind:
t-shirt, no pants.
going to ghostwrite for dan is "Dan's
My Name, Being Fucking Great is My Damn
Fucking Game." that is the working
title. other possibilities: "Law Says
WHAT?!! Labor Law Vignettes from the
Trenches"; "I Sometimes Meet Men in
Gyms"; "I Coulda Been a Notary"; "Big
Muscles, Bigger Heart, Biggest
[blank]"; "I'll Make You Laugh So Hard
You'll Choke (on my fist)"; etc. in
other news, dan is the very best, most
handsome, funniest, most terrific
person i know.
afternoon in April. I had just walked
back from the liqour store and stopped
to scratch my lotto tickets. Satan was
perched by the fire hydrant. He asked
me, "Wanna sell your soul?" I put my
lotto tickets away and said, "Sure."
Dan was five minutes too late as Satan
skipped away, but he gently pointed
out my mistake. Luv ya, Dan. You're
for real.
time with Dan only twice. The first:
we saw evil in the face of another
human being at the dog park in Austin.
The second: we shared a hotel room in
Vermont. Both exhilarating
experiences. I can't wait for the
third.
favorite humans, i cannot say that i
have ever held his kind hand; i have,
however, high-fived it many times.(and
you can see one such instance here:
www.hrcsf.org/links/links.html). dan is
the greatest for many reasons, and if
you've never seen him dance like a
hippie you truly haven't lived.
really feel rather sorry for you. Dan is
the sort of mate you want on your
team. Like that girl in Bend it Like
Beckham (AWESOME flick!).
Furthermore, his French
conversation skills are formidable.
He is great at treading water and at
ordering in restaurants. Ask him to
share his Hootie bootlegs and he'll
gladly oblige. And when I had a
horrible case of poisoned oak all
over my face, did Dan turn the other
cheek? Quite the opposite! He
proudly paraded me around his
hometown like I was a fairy princess.
All that and more in a hot little
package. I plead with you to tell me,
what more could you ask the dear
lord for?
humans like Dan. Without him, I would
have never experienced the beauty of
Runyon Canyon, the love of a good
friend, and the touch of class.