Jared is a TERRIBLE person to have
around when you're building Ikea
furniture. He just sits there drinking
his beer, and offering rare gems of
advice from time to time. Observe:
Me: "ARRGH! DAMMIT!" Jared: "Do you
need the turnything or the bangy-
bang?" Me: (Turns to look at him
through a foggy haze of annoyance and
frustration) "Do I what now?"
Jared: "The bangy-bang." Me: "You
mean, the HAMMER?" Jared: "Uh huh. Or
do you need the turnything?" Me: "No,
I need a SCREWDRIVER." Jared: "That's
what I said." <<<
moments later>>>> Me: "Jared, I can't
find the ha - the 'bangy bang'. I need
it. Do you see it?" Jared: "You need
the bangybang?" (Jared looks around
confused, and failing to find the
hammer, hands me a shoe.)Me: "Jared,
that's a shoe." (Jared looks at me
with consternation, bangs it on the
table I just built, and hands it to me
with a big smile saying 'See?
Bangybang!') What this all means, boys
and girls, is that Jared is
delightfully inept. While fun to have
around during the building process,
don't depend on him to do anything
that's actually helpful. Unless it's
lifting things. Or just standing
there. If that's somehow helpful. Oh,
and he brings beer. So. Yeah, I guess
he's okay.
I had totally forgot how amazingly hot
jared and his bubble-butt are. I
mean, DAMN, look at that ass, woo-
hoo. I love you, except when you are
the bushman, thats no good.
You=awesome, bushman=bad.
if any of you talentless donkeys had
taken that amazing picture of jared in
the hotel hallway then you could say
something...but since you didnt DONT
SAY SHIT!!! sexy jared...no no no TOO
SEXY
oh, wait. it's in the thing. i suppose
i woulda known that if i had gone to
eew.cog. my bad.
around when you're building Ikea
furniture. He just sits there drinking
his beer, and offering rare gems of
advice from time to time. Observe:
Me: "ARRGH! DAMMIT!" Jared: "Do you
need the turnything or the bangy-
bang?" Me: (Turns to look at him
through a foggy haze of annoyance and
frustration) "Do I what now?"
Jared: "The bangy-bang." Me: "You
mean, the HAMMER?" Jared: "Uh huh. Or
do you need the turnything?" Me: "No,
I need a SCREWDRIVER." Jared: "That's
what I said." <<<
find the ha - the 'bangy bang'. I need
it. Do you see it?" Jared: "You need
the bangybang?" (Jared looks around
confused, and failing to find the
hammer, hands me a shoe.)Me: "Jared,
that's a shoe." (Jared looks at me
with consternation, bangs it on the
table I just built, and hands it to me
with a big smile saying 'See?
Bangybang!') What this all means, boys
and girls, is that Jared is
delightfully inept. While fun to have
around during the building process,
don't depend on him to do anything
that's actually helpful. Unless it's
lifting things. Or just standing
there. If that's somehow helpful. Oh,
and he brings beer. So. Yeah, I guess
he's okay.
life is complete. When I move to DC we
have to chil(wearing clothing). Take
Care and keep your pants on
jared and his bubble-butt are. I
mean, DAMN, look at that ass, woo-
hoo. I love you, except when you are
the bushman, thats no good.
You=awesome, bushman=bad.
taken that amazing picture of jared in
the hotel hallway then you could say
something...but since you didnt DONT
SAY SHIT!!! sexy jared...no no no TOO
SEXY