Asep Irfan

Sma Negeri 1 Bogor, Attended 1990 - 1993, Class of 1993

SDN Cariu I, SMPN Cijeruk

Institut Teknologi Bandung, Attended 1994 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Mathematics

Pemrograman Komputer

Bocorz from Hell, IE's Project

Game, Metal, Software Development (naon wae lah sok siah...)

conspirations, math, computer programming, Kariage Kun (the only my favourite manga)

Smallvile, Heroes, 911 Nanny

Ah, well... crazzeee... yeahh!!!

Schools:
SDN Tirtajaya Citapen, Cihampelas, Kab Bandung (5qw)
SDN Nyangkowek I Cicurug Sukabumi (4qw)

SDN Cibalagung 2 (1qw)
SDN Cariu I (7qw) '87
SMPN Cariu (3sm)
SMPN Cijeruk 3-2 (3sm) '90
SMAN 1 Fis3 '93... all in Bogor,

MA '94 ITB

Favorite Movies:
Film² musik rock/rap macam: Rock Star, School of Rock, You Got Served, dsb.
Film² garing macam Scary Movie 1-4, Hot Shot, Man In Black 1-2 dsb.
Semua film yang pemainnya Jacky Chan, Stephen Chow, Leslie Nielsen, Julia Robert (ada yg horror lupa judulnya, dia jadi psikopat), Arnold Schwarzenegger (kecuali film² US Army).

Film² Indonesia, kecuali pada masa film² sampah

Masa Film² Sampah:
Dimulai ketika pertama kali kemunculan film AADC.
Berakhir ketika sampah terakhir muncul, yaitu Ayat² Cinta

Film Najis:
Semua film² serius yang bertemakan US Army, fuck 'em!
Hampir semua film² Indonesia pada masa film² sampah.

Favorite Music:
All Baroque Musics termasuk Barock.
Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Yngwie Malmsteen, Sonata Artica, Nightwish, Rhapsody of Fire, Stratovarius, Theater of Tragedy, Cradle of Filth, Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, Judas Priest, Anthrax, Helloween, Limp Bizkit, Nirvana, pokoknya yang semodel gitu (masih banyak).
Guns n' Roses, Queen, Manowar.
Lagu² etnik macam: Sunda, Dangdut.

Sekarang lagi dengerin semua album² Testament dari album pertama 1987 The Legacy sampai album kesembilan 2008 The Formation of Damnation.

Musik Najis:
Hampir semua lagu² Indonesia

Lagu Indonesia:
1. Aslinya bukan dangdut, berbahasa Indonesia, termasuk bahasa gaulz.
2. Lagu dangdut yang aslinya adalah lagu Indonesia.
3. Lagu yang merupakan terjemahan atau saduran dari lagu Indonesia, misalkan diterjemahkan ke bahasa Sunda atau Inggris.
4. Musik instrumental dari lagu Indonesia.

About Pornography:
Pornography is a shit. I never interested with those craps.
But I love most the beautiness, but those motherfucking bitches supported the evil called RUU PORNO.
RUU bangsat itu akan memberangus segala kecantikan yang ada di Indonesia.
ANJING LOE SEMUA PENDUKUNG RUU PORNO!!!

About Me:
Nih baca aja lyricnya Anthrax - I'm The Man (Joey Belladonna, Dan Spitz, Scott Ian, Frank Bello, Charlie Benante, John Rooney), tahun 1987. The first rap metal song ever!

Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit
And we don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what we like
I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your...
-- Socks!
No man, what's the matter with you?
-- I'll get it the next time, I mean it...

Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So listen up cuz you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...
-- Chair!
Damn...watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know,

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

Shut up!

We've got real def rythyms and fresh new jams
And ya think we got egos but we're just hams
Scott plays stickball and likes to skate
Frank is never on time he's always...
-- Sleeping!
"Late!"

Drink the drinks, the drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don't do drugs, do you get our...
-- Meaning!
"Point!"
"Point!" Watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know,

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

Shut up!

For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
Well all of them can suck our...
-- Sexual organ in the lower abdominal area!
No man, it's "dicks!"

MASTER!

Fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose cuz I'm retarted
Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor"
And wipe my butt with your...
-- Face!
"Toilet paper!" Yo, watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know,

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

Shut up!

So, as this rap is winding down
It's plain to see we wear the crown You know
Anthrax is number one
But we don't care, we just wanna have...
-- A festival!
"Fun" you stupid idiot!

We are the kings that all shout hell
We're like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever

I'm so bad, it's a crime

YOU!

Who I Don't Want to Meet:
Baca aja nih lirik lagu "Metallica - Eye of the Beholder", tahun 1988.

Do you see what I see?
Truth is an offense
You silence for your confidence

Do you hear what I hear?
Doors are slamming shut
Limit your imagination, keep you where they must

Do you feel what I feel?
Bittering distress
Who decides what you express?

Do you take what I take?
Endurance is the word
Moving back instead of forward seems to me absurd

Doesn't matter what you see?
Or into it what you read?
You can do it your own way
If it's done just how I say

Independence limited
Freedom of choice
Is made for you, my friend
Freedom of speech is words that they will bend
Freedom with their exception

Do you fear what I fear?
Living properly
Truths to you are lies to me

Do you choose what I choose?
More alternatives
Energy derives from both the plus and negative

Do you need what I need?
Boundaries overthrown
Look inside to each his own

Do you trust what I trust?
Me, myself, and I
Penetrate the smokescreen I see through the selfish lie

Dosn't matter what you see?
Or into it what you read?
You can do it your own way
If it's done just how I say

Independence limited
Freedom of choice
Is made for you, my friend
Freedom of speech is words that they will bend
Freedom with their exception

Do you know what I know?
Your money and your wealth
Your silence just to hear yourself

Do you want what I want?
Desire not a thing
I hunger after independence lengthen freedom's ring

Dosn't matter what you see?
Or into it what you read?
You can do it your own way
If it's done just how I say

Independence limited
Freedom of choice
Is made for you, my friend
Freedom of speech is words that they will bend
Freedom no longer frees you

Doesn't matter what you see
Or into it what you read
You can do it your own way
If it's done just how I say