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"Some people think I am witty, some people can't stand my
humor, others laugh but don't really know that they are..."
More about Kim
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Occupation:
International Spy, Kissing Coach
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Hobbies and Interests:
Reading, Running, Golf, Batting Cages, Shopping, Eating, Music, Travel
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Favorite Books:
Clubland, Painted House
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Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slap Shot, Frida, Fight Club, American History X
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Favorite Music:
Depends on the mood
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Law and Order SVU, The Man Show, Dennis Miller Live, Jackass, Kung Faux
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About Me:
Some people think I am witty, some people can't stand my
humor, others laugh but don't really know that they are
laughing at. I try to be normal, but what is normal to me
might not be normal to others, so I sometimes feel like
people don't like me because they don't understand me, but
hey I can't please everyone. And honestly, I don't want to
please everyone, that would be no fun.
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Who I Want to Meet:
It doesn't matter.
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You don't get more REAL than this
Bitch!!! Basically what you see doesn't
even cover what you get. She takes it
to a whole different level--Even if you
don't want her to...MMMKay?!!! She's a
cool chick--even if you wusses out
there can't handle her (which most of
us can't--including myself). This chick
is raw, no-nosense, hardcore, and a
smart comedic genius who most people
don't get. I've heard her referred to
as "The Bitch" thoughout my travels and
she sounds like someone I wouldn't want
to cross paths with unless we were
cool. So don't mess with her or she'll
bust out some serious redneck on you!!
Take it from me...I'm not scared of
much but you don't want to mess with
THE BITCH!.
busted me standing at an open
refrigerator door in the break room at
work shovelling pasta salad into my
mouth out of a large bowl. We've been
friends ever since. Sometimes close,
sometimes not, but we've been through
alot together and she knows me better
than anyone does, including myself.
She's going to push me around in my
wheelchair someday when I break my hip
on the dance floor. If she can
remember where she left me because her
Alzheimers is going to be real bad by
then. If you want to know the truth
about something, you should ask Kim.
But make sure you can handle the
unabridged truth. And whatever you do,
DO NOT fall asleep at a party when Kim
is present. If it should happen, be
sure to check a mirror upon waking.
But why were you sleeping at the party
anyway? That's precisely her point.
She doesn't take any shit and she don't
like a dumbass except for pure
entertainment value.
i was just a kid fresh outta grad-
skool. she showed me the ropes and
gave me corporate edification. all the
while she was thumbing her nose at the
man. she drinks like a fish, swears
like a sailor and calls it like she
sees it. she is one of the most real
and genuine and gleefully bitchy people
i have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Ass. There's nothing to be frightened
of, unless you're clueless. Or an
asshole. Or kind of dumb. Or a wimp.
Or that stupid bimbo in the bar who
thought she was all tough. If you ARE
one of those people, you should be
afraid of being publicly humiliated or
having a full beer dumped on your head
right before Kim has your ass dragged
out of there for bothering her. If
you're not one of those people, you
will quickly realize that you are in
the presence of greatness, and she's a
great friend too.