Friends

Jul 2004

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Cain Park, MJM Landscaping

http://profiles.friendster.com/10228340

Reed College, Cleveland Heights High School

Reed College, Attended 2002 - Present, Class of 2006, Bachelor's Degree, Math-Economics

Evangelical Autotheist

Seafood, Sound Reinforcement, Recording, Music, Photography, Percussion, Tillamook Smoked Cheddar, Snobby Northwest Beer, Auction Theory, Ice Hockey, Coca-Cola, Video Games, Puppies, Macroeconomics, Coffee, Breasts, Kittens, Ponies

The Little Prince, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Matilda, Slaughterhouse 5, The Sound Reinforcement Handbook, Barrel Fever, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Play Poker Like the Pros

Serenity, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Narc, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Rounders, Shrek, High Fidelity, The Life Aquatic

Wilco, The Decemberists, Neutral Milk Hotel, Cake, M. Ward, The Jigsaw Gentlemen, Harvey Danger, Smashing Pumpkins, Violent Femmes, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Smoking Popes, Morphine, U2, Portishead, Soul Coughing, The Cure, Counting Crows, Grandaddy, Placebo, Modest Mouse, dear god the list goes on...

M*A*S*H, Firefly, Star Trek TNG, Simpsons, M*A*S*H, Pimp My Ride, Blind Date, The Price is Right, M*A*S*H, Thundercats, Batman Beyond, Antiques Roadshow, Firefly, and M*A*S*H

Capricorn

I really like cheese. DO NOT FUCK WITH MY CHEESE!

Alternately, I am terribly confused. Do not attempt to give me instruction. I am lost. Under no circumstances will I find my way. I am unable to understand your directions, and wholly unwilling to listen. Nothing you can say will change my mind. You'll have to lie to me to make me trust you.

I'm not unhappy; I'm always smiling when you're not looking.

My batting average is .034. I strike out a lot.

I don't have a dog, but sometimes I lie and say that I do. I like luxury cars and cheese, but can't afford either. I love to cuddle kittens, but I hate to sneeze. I hate being sick, but I love staying home from school. And I have found a needle in a haystack, but can't find my keys when they're in my hand.

I've met Bela Fleck, and played basketball with Victor Wooten. He's a lot better at basketball than I am. A lot better. I've screamed at Isaac Hayes' sound engineer.

I don't play "Guess What's In My Pants!" as often as I used to.

Drop me a line sometime, I hate people but I like new friends. And I'm probably already in love with you.

People who will not attempt to take my cheese. Also, very generous rich people.

Someone to take me out to dinner all the time. And do my homework.