Hello. Where are you? This is Pete. I have been thinking of you a lot lately I hope your doing well. We have to get together soon. I miss you. :( My life is boring and crappy........Ummmmmmmm, yeah. Ok, get in touch ok? Love ya. Oh! PS Sam's having a BAY-BEE!! Oh my God! What's THIS?!?!? LOL
what can I say...the gal is a 'hellcat'...she takes pictures of HOT gals and will show them to you...amazing! I have known her for YEARS! literally! She can take my picture anytime...I hope to see her again soon! Good gal this one is...good gal!
i dont know why this came to mind
just now, but Ali is the only person
who has ever punched me in the
balls more than once.........what the
fuck is up with that anyway? I never
did shit to you.
The first time I met Ali she was
spitting Ketchup at Face. She is
definately a very fun fun gal to party
with and definately a hot piece of eye
candy! Wooot!
once ali and i were detained in the
airport for 36 hours because of her
pants monkeys. apparently, she had been
smuggling spider monkeys in her large
pocketed pants. The monkeys were
startled by the airport metal detectors
and aroused the attention of the
security folks. fearing that the
monkeys would hijack the plane, we were
held in a room with no windows for many
hours. it felt like weeks. they worked
us over with rubber hoses and
electrified nipple clamps. this
apparently made ali horny, cause she
started making out with the airport
security guy. this doubled our
problems, not only did the security guy
get all bent out of shape, but the
monkeys were aroused and they redoubled
their already frequent masturbation.
well, the security guy was screaming,
which i guess was throwing the monkeys
off stride cause then they started
throwing their shit at him. i think he
was almost as pissed off at that than
he was that ali had been turned on by
the electric nipple clamps. to make a
long story short, because of ali, i got
a full body cavity search and a new
apprecition for the wonderful job that
our airport security forces are doing
in a post 9/11 world.
try to throw her in a gooseneck, beware
of a knee to the groin.
just now, but Ali is the only person
who has ever punched me in the
balls more than once.........what the
fuck is up with that anyway? I never
did shit to you.
Thats ok...she's wurth it.
spitting Ketchup at Face. She is
definately a very fun fun gal to party
with and definately a hot piece of eye
candy! Wooot!
airport for 36 hours because of her
pants monkeys. apparently, she had been
smuggling spider monkeys in her large
pocketed pants. The monkeys were
startled by the airport metal detectors
and aroused the attention of the
security folks. fearing that the
monkeys would hijack the plane, we were
held in a room with no windows for many
hours. it felt like weeks. they worked
us over with rubber hoses and
electrified nipple clamps. this
apparently made ali horny, cause she
started making out with the airport
security guy. this doubled our
problems, not only did the security guy
get all bent out of shape, but the
monkeys were aroused and they redoubled
their already frequent masturbation.
well, the security guy was screaming,
which i guess was throwing the monkeys
off stride cause then they started
throwing their shit at him. i think he
was almost as pissed off at that than
he was that ali had been turned on by
the electric nipple clamps. to make a
long story short, because of ali, i got
a full body cavity search and a new
apprecition for the wonderful job that
our airport security forces are doing
in a post 9/11 world.
the end & she always keeps me laughing.
Time spent with Ali is NEVER a dull
moment!