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"abrupt, loyal, meddlesome, helpfull, hate liars, love
honest people, strong willed, stubborn, over developed
sense of..."
More about Alan
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Occupation:
Company Director
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Hobbies and Interests:
sex, wine, women, song, science, history, nature and cute fluffy animals
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Favorite Books:
A Brief History Of Time, 1001 Cocktails, The Ass Saw The Angel
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Unbreakable
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Favorite Music:
M.Manson, Super Furry Animals, N.I.N., Beck
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Favorite TV Shows:
History and Science channels, Simsons, Stargate, Firefly
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About Me:
abrupt, loyal, meddlesome, helpfull, hate liars, love
honest people, strong willed, stubborn, over developed
sense of right and wrong, always say what I'm not supposed
to, easily bored, negative, hard working, persistant, will
go above and beyond for people I care about. I'm sort of a
cross between a Care Bear and a horny pet Crocodile. I'm
tall.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Brianna Banks, girls who love women as much as myself and
my wife do, people with above average I.Q.s who wouldn't
bore paint off a wall, Chris De Burgh so I can punch him in
the face, M.Manson, Beck, folks with a dark sense of humour
and unstoppable sense of fun.
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insecure, smelly, runt with gender
issues. I took pity upon this
snivelling wretch and gave him some
good advice and the name of a barber.
Since then I have watched his progress
with great interest. He has become
like a surrogate puppy to me. He is no
Tall, handsome and has a Wildean wit
upon him. Women no longer contemplate
suicide when in his presence and in
fact some even go out of their way to
make his acquaintance. Truly a
remarkable person.