I like to eat, eat, eat... apples and bananas! yay!
Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet somebody who can tell me what the point of
friendster is... and mean people. People who will make me
angry, and are really unfriendly. Horrible people that
beat small children they don't know and hate puppies. Or
maybe a pirate. Like a real live eye-patch wearin, peg
legged, hook wearin pirate. That would be pretty damn
cool. Arrrr matey! Ahoy hoy! Muahahaha....
oh man this guy is and joyin are my
best friends at Davis. kevin is one
of the funnniest and most awesomest
person i have met in my entire life.
he is so funny that i have a hard time
breathing cuz im too busy laughing.
and he gets play every where he goes
cuz he is just like that. but yea i
look foward to hangin out with the
jordan and mike of davis for teh rest
of my college years and that other
life. but yea be his fuckin friend or
ill kick ur fuckin ass bitch
This guy is CRAZY! Hahaha.. anyways...
What's up kev... ah... the crazy key
club days... Did I say that this guy
is crazy yet? tiiiiiiiiiiiiite ..
Prospect rules, del mar... just
sucks... haha
haHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i finally know how
to write a testimonial thanks to this
guy. anyways...... this is guy is
really cool, i mean he is really dirty
and never cleans up but hes cool. i
would write stuff like that we drink
and stuff but i fiqure that some ppl
might read this and get mad.
Kevin's been living near the rainbow
house for too long. I think hez
turning gay...just the other day, he
was checking out a guy and he told me
that he thought he's cute. =O What a
freak! naw...we shouldn't make fun of
his gayness, since he's still TRYING
to get outta the closet.
well......chill.
Crap, i forgot. Kevin is also the
founder of the popular "Stuart Must
Die" club. Have you thought of more
verses? Have you got more members. I
think you have bird members that
attack my car... dam you kevin...
While Kevin may say I have great sex
appeal, I think he tops me due to the
sense of humor he possesses and the
spiked hair he flaunts. I would be
willing to bet people just turn their
heads when Kevin passes them on the
street, on the UCD campus - and if you
think I'm restricting these people to
just young college girls, you are
mistaken! There are definitely some
college guys and professors that are
staring and drooling at this man of
mystery. And why shouldn't they - he's
played taiko for years, and he sings.
goddam i wish i could do that. and
then what the hell, he kicks ass at
video games too - specifically Super
Smash Bros... dam Cpt. Falcon. I'll
always be Samus and try to overtake
your skills, though I haven't played
for months on end. Framus! But let's
get everything straight, Kevin - I
have a girlfriend. I am not a slave
for you. Peace home brother!
Kevin is a brave man. He knows how to
work it with the girls. I have to give
him credit for forcing me to meet
people on the 2nd floor at
orientation. He has a couple of
problems though... He thinks he has a
tight ass and likes to ask guys if they
think they're sexy.
FRUITLOOP! wuddup dawg? haha this guy
here is tight. although he can't
bowl...oh well haha jk. well i knew
him through rachel but we never really
kicked it until summer adivising.
woohoo go aggies. we gotta go bowlin
with kazaam and 'i dunno' at davis!
well take care! =D
Kevin is the guy who inspired all those
Mentos commercials. They are based on
true events that serrendipitously happen
to him all the time. He is just that
type of fellow. Climbing through a limo
to cross the street through a horrendous
traffic jam... barrel rolling across a
wet paint park bench to create a new
fashionably striped suit... using a
beaver for a hat (that was a good
one)... filling the auditorium with
helium gas during the state spelling
bee... Kevin's been there, done that.
best friends at Davis. kevin is one
of the funnniest and most awesomest
person i have met in my entire life.
he is so funny that i have a hard time
breathing cuz im too busy laughing.
and he gets play every where he goes
cuz he is just like that. but yea i
look foward to hangin out with the
jordan and mike of davis for teh rest
of my college years and that other
life. but yea be his fuckin friend or
ill kick ur fuckin ass bitch
What's up kev... ah... the crazy key
club days... Did I say that this guy
is crazy yet? tiiiiiiiiiiiiite ..
Prospect rules, del mar... just
sucks... haha
to write a testimonial thanks to this
guy. anyways...... this is guy is
really cool, i mean he is really dirty
and never cleans up but hes cool. i
would write stuff like that we drink
and stuff but i fiqure that some ppl
might read this and get mad.
house for too long. I think hez
turning gay...just the other day, he
was checking out a guy and he told me
that he thought he's cute. =O What a
freak! naw...we shouldn't make fun of
his gayness, since he's still TRYING
to get outta the closet.
well......chill.
founder of the popular "Stuart Must
Die" club. Have you thought of more
verses? Have you got more members. I
think you have bird members that
attack my car... dam you kevin...
appeal, I think he tops me due to the
sense of humor he possesses and the
spiked hair he flaunts. I would be
willing to bet people just turn their
heads when Kevin passes them on the
street, on the UCD campus - and if you
think I'm restricting these people to
just young college girls, you are
mistaken! There are definitely some
college guys and professors that are
staring and drooling at this man of
mystery. And why shouldn't they - he's
played taiko for years, and he sings.
goddam i wish i could do that. and
then what the hell, he kicks ass at
video games too - specifically Super
Smash Bros... dam Cpt. Falcon. I'll
always be Samus and try to overtake
your skills, though I haven't played
for months on end. Framus! But let's
get everything straight, Kevin - I
have a girlfriend. I am not a slave
for you. Peace home brother!
work it with the girls. I have to give
him credit for forcing me to meet
people on the 2nd floor at
orientation. He has a couple of
problems though... He thinks he has a
tight ass and likes to ask guys if they
think they're sexy.
here is tight. although he can't
bowl...oh well haha jk. well i knew
him through rachel but we never really
kicked it until summer adivising.
woohoo go aggies. we gotta go bowlin
with kazaam and 'i dunno' at davis!
well take care! =D
Mentos commercials. They are based on
true events that serrendipitously happen
to him all the time. He is just that
type of fellow. Climbing through a limo
to cross the street through a horrendous
traffic jam... barrel rolling across a
wet paint park bench to create a new
fashionably striped suit... using a
beaver for a hat (that was a good
one)... filling the auditorium with
helium gas during the state spelling
bee... Kevin's been there, done that.
my cousin. yep.