Deathspike

teppanyaki chef! well, not yet, but soon hopefull

photography, rocking and rolling, watching movies and animal documentaries, erotic cakes, origami, dinosaurs, abandoned buildings

the witches, the stinky cheese man, brave new world, those one japanese books with the weird blob things that can turn into anything they want

christopher guest flicks (especially this is spinal tap), zoolander, dumb and dumber, wayne's world 1 & 2, so i married an ax murderer, pirates of the caribbean, three amigos, all of the evil deads, wedding singer, 28 days later

senseless apocalypse, spinal tap, the pirates of the caribbean soundtrack, soophie nun squad, george clinton, when good robots go bad, pewep in the formats, against me!, bread and water, spazz, salt n pepa, whorehouse of representatives, busta rhymes

mystery science theater 3000 definitly, the simpsons, the critic, the ben stiller show, family guy, strangers with candy, x-files, conan o'brien, the daily show, kids in the hall, animal documentaries, infomercials, adult swim

i really like the song "my little buttercup" as performed
by the three amigos. it's a very cute song. umm..i'm
kinda shy..pretty boring..and i have no special talents
except for that i can make my arm bend backwards kinda and
i can curl my tongue into three wavey type things.

i want to meet someone who's tall, has curly brown hair, is
the funniest person in the world, has really really weird
chest hair. chest hairs that look like little bushes are
growing out of their chest. they have to have been on
saturday night live, and they have to have been in several
hilarious movies including zoolander and old school. oh
yeah..and they have to be named will ferrell. if you don't
match these credentials, don't even bother. i'm just
kidding of course...or am i???????