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      • Kuntstank
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      • Eye of Newt!
        Wing of Bat!
        Pete's tiny Balls!
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        Cpt. Cunt Hair....Awaaaaaaaay!
      • Kuntstank
      • Posted
      • This "Fucker" thinks he can.
      • Kuntstank
      • Posted
      • I will shit on his grave, as per our
        agreement of mutual grave shitting.
      • Kuntstank
      • Posted
      • I've know Peter since back when we both
        played fluffers on an episode of
        "Fantasy Island". Method acting isn't
        always the way to go.
      • Fileclerk
      • Posted
      • Initially I found Peter's file to be
        comprehensive and concise, then during
        the clerking process it tried to have
        sex with
        my pencil sharpener. I had no choice
        but to shred it.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • I've know Peter since before he fucked
        children.
      • Michelle
      • Posted
      • After a full night of hard-core raging on, Peter
        can wake up a bit groggy. It really confuses
        him, for example, to see his own picture on
        the side of a milk carton. Just take his hand,
        and gently explain that the picture isn't of
        him, but his evil twin Deter. After twenty
        minutes of mourning and praying, Peter will
        be back to his cheery self- ready to make you
        the best apple cobbler you have ever had. He's
        the good twin, Peter.
      • Brooke
      • Posted
      • When asked about Peter's best
        characteristic, most people refer to his razor
        sharp wit. But, I'd have to point to his well-
        defined ass of which Peter is very proud. He
        waxes it regularly to keep it pristine. It's
        quite a sight to behold.
      • Tom
      • Posted
      • Once you've worked Peter into a mighty frenzy
        via butt slapping, switch to sensuously licking
        his penis as you gently manhandle his balls.
        Peter may boast that he likes it a little rough,
        but this can be a supersensitive area, so
        anticipate how hard he wants to be touched
        before applying more muscle. (A lot of what
        he claims to desire is just manly bluster
        designed to impress you.) Then, lick his balls
        with long, sweeping strokes as if you were
        savoring a delicious ice cream cone. Mix it up
        and intermittently purse your lips and suck
        softly on his chicken skin or take each testicle
        all the way into your mouth and crunch down.
        One overlooked hot spot you shouldn't ignore:
        his raphe (the vertical line in the middle of his
        scrotal sac). You'll make his toes curl if you
        feverishly flick it with your tongue.
      • Erik
      • Posted
      • peter is the dope shiznitz. is that how the kids
        say it? really?

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