Initially I found Peter's file to be
comprehensive and concise, then during
the clerking process it tried to have
sex with
my pencil sharpener. I had no choice
but to shred it.
After a full night of hard-core raging on, Peter
can wake up a bit groggy. It really confuses
him, for example, to see his own picture on
the side of a milk carton. Just take his hand,
and gently explain that the picture isn't of
him, but his evil twin Deter. After twenty
minutes of mourning and praying, Peter will
be back to his cheery self- ready to make you
the best apple cobbler you have ever had. He's
the good twin, Peter.
When asked about Peter's best
characteristic, most people refer to his razor
sharp wit. But, I'd have to point to his well-
defined ass of which Peter is very proud. He
waxes it regularly to keep it pristine. It's
quite a sight to behold.
Once you've worked Peter into a mighty frenzy
via butt slapping, switch to sensuously licking
his penis as you gently manhandle his balls.
Peter may boast that he likes it a little rough,
but this can be a supersensitive area, so
anticipate how hard he wants to be touched
before applying more muscle. (A lot of what
he claims to desire is just manly bluster
designed to impress you.) Then, lick his balls
with long, sweeping strokes as if you were
savoring a delicious ice cream cone. Mix it up
and intermittently purse your lips and suck
softly on his chicken skin or take each testicle
all the way into your mouth and crunch down.
One overlooked hot spot you shouldn't ignore:
his raphe (the vertical line in the middle of his
scrotal sac). You'll make his toes curl if you
feverishly flick it with your tongue.
Wing of Bat!
Pete's tiny Balls!
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Cpt. Cunt Hair....Awaaaaaaaay!
agreement of mutual grave shitting.
played fluffers on an episode of
"Fantasy Island". Method acting isn't
always the way to go.
comprehensive and concise, then during
the clerking process it tried to have
sex with
my pencil sharpener. I had no choice
but to shred it.
children.
can wake up a bit groggy. It really confuses
him, for example, to see his own picture on
the side of a milk carton. Just take his hand,
and gently explain that the picture isn't of
him, but his evil twin Deter. After twenty
minutes of mourning and praying, Peter will
be back to his cheery self- ready to make you
the best apple cobbler you have ever had. He's
the good twin, Peter.
characteristic, most people refer to his razor
sharp wit. But, I'd have to point to his well-
defined ass of which Peter is very proud. He
waxes it regularly to keep it pristine. It's
quite a sight to behold.
via butt slapping, switch to sensuously licking
his penis as you gently manhandle his balls.
Peter may boast that he likes it a little rough,
but this can be a supersensitive area, so
anticipate how hard he wants to be touched
before applying more muscle. (A lot of what
he claims to desire is just manly bluster
designed to impress you.) Then, lick his balls
with long, sweeping strokes as if you were
savoring a delicious ice cream cone. Mix it up
and intermittently purse your lips and suck
softly on his chicken skin or take each testicle
all the way into your mouth and crunch down.
One overlooked hot spot you shouldn't ignore:
his raphe (the vertical line in the middle of his
scrotal sac). You'll make his toes curl if you
feverishly flick it with your tongue.
say it? really?