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"I'm a real estate agent, actor, and singer. I've been in NYC for a little over 5 years, but I'm still a Southern boy deep..."
More about Jimmy
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Schools:
Memphis University School, Attended 1993 - 1999, Class of 1999
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Schools (Other):
Memphis University School
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College/University:
Yale University, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Other
Yale University, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Theater Studies
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Occupation:
Real Estate Agent/Ultimate Fighting Champion
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Hobbies and Interests:
singing, acting, achitecture, opera, music, camping, hiking, fishing, boating
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Favorite Books:
Atonement; David Sedaris; Judith Butler; The Swiss Family Robinson; Are You There God? It's Me Margaret; The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
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Favorite Movies:
The Children's Hour, Little Children, Mommie Dearest (etc.), Female Troubles, Good Will Hunting, Waiting for Guffman, Dancer in the Dark, Gods and Monsters, Cabaret, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Far From Heaven, To Kill a Mockingbird, Steel Magnolias, Romeo and Juliet (Zefferelli)
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Favorite Music:
Gavin DeGraw, Damien Rice, Ray Lamontagne, White Stripes, Jeff Buckley, Whitney Houston, Leontyne Price, Radiohead, Rufus Wainwright, Holcombe Waller, Sondheim, Dolly Parton, The Go-Go's
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Favorite TV Shows:
Intervention; Destroyed in Seconds; World's Most Amazing Videos; Rock of Love Charm School
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I'm a real estate agent, actor, and singer. I've been in NYC for a little over 5 years, but I'm still a Southern boy deep down. I am an outgoing person but I have discovered recently that I have a shy side too. I am a very upbeat and positive person but would also describe myself as cynical (without being a negative person, if that makes any sense). I love my friends in new york.
I am a singer--I love all types of music.
I spent the summer of 2007 in Italy and can't wait to go back there soon.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I would like to meet Michelle Obama (or Malia or Sasha). It would be cool to spend some time with Dolly Parton too.
Aside from that, I want to meet someone who:
makes me laugh at myself.
is honest.
is spontaneous.
is ambitious but not arrogant.
likes to go out but isn't a party animal 24/7. not afraid of meeting new people and trying new things. is driven. likes art. good art. has taste.
works well with others. stays on task. identifies all 26
upper case letters. reads at or above grade level. listens
when others are speaking. responds well to correction
and/or suggestion.
You know, the basics...plus tall dark and handsome. or tall blonde and handsome. either works.
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Jimmy moved to Chicago. He is happier
than he has ever been in his entire
life. Since his move, Jmmmy's phone
has not stopped ringing. Hot men
harass him constantly. They all want
a piece. A big 'ole piece of Jim-
Jim. Everyone here calls him Jim-Jim,
even Oprah. After only a few months
living in Chi-town, Jim-Jim has
managed to pay off all his debt and
has become very wealthy. You see,
rent is so very cheap here and Jimmy
became a famous stage actor almost
immediately. His substantial equity
income affords him the opportunity to
fly back and forth between his
spacious lincoln park brownstone and
L.A. where he is working with james
burrows on a new sitcom about a
florist and his talking pomeranian.
Everyone who knows Jimmy knows Chicago
is the best thing that ever happened
to him.
gay, but it would just be a lie, a big fat
throbbing wet lie. What I mean to say is that
Jimmy always catches me saying
heteronormative things. But, see,
heternormativity is like the Bible Code: just as
you can come up with some code to find
hidden messages in the matrix of Bible letters,
you can also come up with reasons that this or
that statement is heteronormative. (It's really
quite ingenious, and I love Jimmy for it.
Nevertheless, I think he needs to settle down
and have a good Christian family. Only the
virtues of a buxom woman can reform this
sinner.) If you love impassioned arguments, a
fit body to hug, a voice that moved the Polish
Ambassador's wife in Bangkok, a brilliant
playwrite, and best of all, arabic wit, then
Jimmy's the guy for you. He's smart as a
cookie and at least as tasty, depending on the
flavah of the cookie. (Correction, by "arabic
wit" I meant to type "ascerbic wit," stealing a
term from his testimonial to Chuck.)
especially first thing in the morning.
I have a bit of an addiction to him at
this point, and I've been aching for a
fix for the past few months. He is the
personification of everything that is
right and good in the universe.
together over the past 4 years, and,
let me tell you, they have all been
fabulous (hmmmm...except for those 5
on the bus to Agra). Jimmy is
talented and full of wit, he makes
life and conversation interesting, and
can cook up a MEAN chicken pot pie. I
most admire his ability to pull off
any hairstyle, including purple weaves
and half mullets. Jimmy has a
remarkable ability to motivate you to
go clubbing in any city, even when you
know that city has trash for clubs. I
would also like to take this
opportunity to thank Jim for
introducing me to Jude, our stylist.
wonderful. We were holding hands and
belly-laughing by the end of our first
meeting freshman year, and I attribute
that ENTIRELY to his friendly nature,
magnetic charm, general hottness,
awesomeness, scrump-tiddly-umptious-
ness, and star quality. Not just that,
Jimmy is totally non-judgmental (unless
you totally totally deserve to be
judged, in which case he's right) and a
truly considerate friend. He also
sings so well that my uncle
exclaimed "Damn! Boy's got some
pipes!" What else can i say? Basically,
Jimmy puts the gay back in
homosexuality.
james patrick johnson IV? nothing
good, that's for sure! (jk)
after living with him for two straight
years during our marvelous tenure at
yale university, i must say that i find
the boi remarkable: studious,
fastidious, dedicated to academia and
its rigors... okay, not so much. but
he is an explicit, yet still
upstanding, homosexual (and god knows
those are few and far between in this
world); he is an accidental comedian,
razor sharp wit, each and every remark
to emerge from his mouth a veritable
soundbite; he is physically fit and has
a large member; and he is a singer to
rival the likes of kelly clarkson. i
just love him.
kudos to jimmy for bringing a little
boi-joi to this world.
in his three-quarter sleeved shirt
before Freshperson Conference, I
knew he was something "special."
He's been my constant partner in
camp, debauchery, ironic trashiness,
and homofabulosity for a while now,
and I don't think 3000 miles are
gonna make a lick of difference. I'd
play David to your Liza any day. And
he also somehow got real buff over
the course of the past year, adding to
his already overwhelming hotness.