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Yo quiero Pina Coladas.
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"I like to sneeze, I think that is a very important thing
to know about me. I am thinking of developing it into an
art..."
More about Neela
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Schools (Other):
Laveta Bauer Elementary School, The Miami Valley School, Oberlin College, San Francisco State University, School of Hard Knocks
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Occupation:
journalist/student
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Hobbies and Interests:
looking at clouds, sneezing, writing, being spanked.
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Favorite Books:
Anything by William Faulkner, Junot Diaz, Tom Robbins, Howard Zinn. Neruda's Love Poems, O'Henry Short Story Contest anthologies, My Life in Heavy Metal (great sex stories), Borges, Calvino, Zora Neale Hurston, Juan Rulfo.
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Favorite Movies:
The Neverending Story, Charade, DAVID LYNCH, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Satyajit Ray movies, Amelie (anything by Jeunet actually), Billy Elliot, films by Christopher Andrew, Wes Anderson films, have been lately digging old Bollywood stuff with Rekha and Amitabh burning up the screen with their dirty passion.
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Favorite Music:
Billie Holiday (these foolish things/strange fruit), Astrud Gilberto, Luis Monterosa aka The Genie, Outkast, Buju Banton (before he went religious), State of Bengal, Nithin Sawney, Missy Elliot, DJ Krush, Miles Davis, mixtapes given to me by cute boys, Fiona Apple, RBL Posse, Neko Case, Robin Sukhadia on the tablas.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under. Have a sad, sick need for The Real World, can anyone help me? I think we should start a support group.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I like to sneeze, I think that is a very important thing
to know about me. I am thinking of developing it into an
art form. I also like reading in bed on Sunday mornings,
fruit, how soft grass looks from up above, making out,
independent media, dogs and my homies.
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Who I Want to Meet:
a superhero, a spy, a sword swallower, a serpent king.
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poetess facade fool you. Girl can
party with the best of 'em. Long and
lean and tan and lovely, she's the
South Asian Paris Hilton.
short story classes and writes the
most gorgeously gorgeous
gorgeousness. It's really hard to
critique that stuff and have anything
to say other than "Could you just
write something shitty? Just once?
So I could say something bad? And
could you stop wearing that one hat?
It is so cute that I want to quit school
and start a garage band and then fire
my band members and go solo and
then sell out and get on MTV with a
song I wrote about you wearing that
hat and have the video be just you at
a listening station bobbing your head
and wearing that hat and then I'll win
a best Video award and get a heroin
problem. Or you could just not wear it
in front of me (but I wouldn't want you
to do that.)" Told you she sucks.
hangs out with a lot of crackheads.
what's a nice Bengali girl like you
doing in a room full of...wait, this is
my room...but who are all these
people?...and what's that powder?...
Neela is an amazing enlightened woman &
a gifted poet and i wish i'd gotten to
know her sometime when we weren't both
slumming with our dopefiend friends.
day, her and I are going to rid the
world of boxer shorts and stick man-
panties on all the straight men out
there. Would anyone care to join us.
Oh yeah, she can drink me under the
table.