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      Michael Derr
      Male, 32, Married, Akron, OHMore
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      • Jeff
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      • as close to a Lord Asriel as i have in my life. when the upcoming war against the zombies commences, i hope mike will lead my squadron.
      • Erika
      • Posted
      • michael and i went to school together. we
        became good friends in the lounge one night
        watching little house on the prairie. little did i
        know that he would soon act out each scene. he
        was named after michael landon you know. he
        took it a little far when he started calling me nellie
        and trying to get me to curl my hair. luckily i
        hear he's switched from tbs to lifetime and does a
        great valerie bertinelli impression. that mike...
      • Travis
      • Posted
      • Yeah, okay Mr. Rancor monster. You go
        ahead and say that Mike can't bust a
        move. Then I'd say you a JIVE
        SUCKAAAAA! DAAAAMMMNNN!!! I can't wait
        until Mike builds a molecular
        transporter so we won't have to go
        outside in order to go to King's to get
        a Chicken Parm sandwich at 3 in the
        morning during a break from playing
        Risk. "Hey, go guys watching the game?"
        "No...Monkey Ball."
      • Jordan
      • Posted
      • the day mike beats every video game in
        the entire world, is the day the world
        ends. it's true! i've read it in
        stories!
      • Jordan
      • Posted
      • mr. d will kick your ass with tofu.
        watch out, i saw him do it. this one
        time, he completely overtook a gang of
        steak nunchuck badasses armed with
        nothing but a 20 pound block of tofu
        and a gallon of soy sauce. it was
        hell getting that stain out of the
        carpet, let me tell you.
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • Drunken Mario Kart after comps. Trenchcoat,
        Addie - nuff said.
      • Jordan
      • Posted
      • subtlety is not one of mr. d's greatest
        strengths. and the name mike still
        escapes me, because he will always be
        known by his last name as payback for
        knocking on my door (the one i shared
        with ericka) just to laugh at my adidas
        and my cane. fucker.
      • Joseph
      • Posted
      • Mike and I had a rocky beginning. We
        were roommates freshman year. The
        highpoint of our cohabitation was the
        time he cleaned up his half of the room
        and left a toblerone bar on my bed.
        Then I realized he was just buttering
        me up to sexile me in the immediate
        future. Sneaky bastard. Freakin' Gund.
        Later, however, we ate pizza and played
        video games as I studiously avoided
        dealing with Emily Dickinson,
        Zipperhead, the Bitch of Amherst.
        Thanks, Mike.

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