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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
Uranus
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Company:
...
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Lisa's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/vortexbetty
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Other education:
I wnt too skool
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Occupation:
Hitman
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What I enjoy doing:
Music (most kinds, live music junkie), Good Food, Good Wine, Beer, Cumshots, Prank phone calls, B&W Photography, Nudity, Bettie Page, Erotica, Travelling (haven't done much yet), Camping, Fishing, Paintball, Speedball, Tattoos, Small fires
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Favorite Books:
Illusions, White Oleander, Memoirs of a Geisha, American Psycho, The Kitchen God's Wife, Salem's Lot, Joy Luck Club, Stranger Beside Me, Bridge Across Forever, Carrie, Flubber
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Favorite Movies:
Gross Pointe Blank, Seven, Memento, Harold and Maude, Lord of the Rings, Joy Luck Club, Happiness, Sleeping Beauty, Anything with Nicholson
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Favorite Music:
Rock (all kinds), Mike Watt, Alt (Portishead, Hooverphonic, Poe, whatever), Blues (Susan Tedeschi, Kelly Joe Phelps, etc), DMB, Ms. Amos, BHTM, Guilty pleasure: die hard Journey Fan! w00t!
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Muppet Show, Three's Company, Homicide, Emeril (BAM!!), Bob Ross, The Real World in Miami (I visit TV in my time machine)
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I HAVE PERMANENTLY MOVED TO MYSPACE. Though I do check this like once every 2 years to see what idiot can't read and still tried to contact me for 'meaninful relationship and romance' here. Idiots. I mean...I love.
PLEASE ADD "BITCHCOMIC" if you want to stay in touch.
I just checked this thing for the first time in 2 years and I had 57 messages..more than half from REAL people, too! Hahah.
See you on myspace.
Loud mouthed shark (be wary of my tank, I can't help
myself), short attention span, artsy, clumsy, free spirited
walking nightmare with old soul womanchild. Love me, love
my misogyny...boop boopadoop. I like toast.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet Sam Elliot. Bring him to me.
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Holly, Lisa! xoxoxo ~A
I'd do you.
thing.
Sexxy.
The feeling of penetration (mind out of
the gutters you sick people reading
this!) by the look. Inner soul
revealed. Yes, yes I do color outside
the lines and I bet Lisa does too. The
question is, what color crayon?
a hoot, a hollar, a diva and a dream in
possession of a single body (though she
may try to possess yours as well). If I
had a dollar for every time she made my
laugh, i'd kick Trump right the fuck
out of New York and knock his buildings
to the ground to build statues of Lisa.
She knows what's-what, who's-who and a
variety of other things which may or
may not have any relevance to anyone
other than whom she is whipping with a
leather belt at the time. I miss her
terribly...I simply don't get throttled
enough anymore. ;-)
however I have found that that
friendship can be strained by asking
her to feed one's farm animals. A good
laugh, a ready smile, and excellent
advice can all be had for the price of
a Black Opal when Lisa is your friend,
and maybe even free on some days. (Was
that sort of like splitting an
infinitive?) Love ya Lisa!