I have to testify: Kennedy has forever
altered my perception of what makes
a really good drag queen. 'Cause you
know what it is? She's a grand
person FIRST. She's warm, and
enthusiastic, open (no jokes, this is
serious, people!), loves to laugh and
dance and meet people, she's
effusive, and genuine, and spirited,
and creative, she doesn't take herself
so freaking seriously, and is just the
best kind of trouble on two heels.
She's just so damned nice. And so
she SHINES. (You crazy diamond!)
Big kiss to you, sweetheart. Love you,
love your heart.
I met Kennedy in prison after she killed
a Spick in a Chink restaurant. You dont
need to know what she's got against
Spicks, but just watch out if the Chow
Fun is cold. I promise you Doll they
won't never find out how you smuggled
that knife in.
Belated testimonial: Kennedy's been
fiercing me since I not-so-accidentally
found her in the salon and asked her to
do SOMETHING about my mop. She later
saved me in my hour of need. Hilarious,
original, kind-hearted, brassy- can't
touch this when she's on stage! Anyway
she puts glamour back in the letter K,
uh-huh. Let's go out and do some damage...
Like the nicest of chandeliers, my
nights are brighter with ye, oh
Princess of all Kennedys. Let us send
thanks to the electric mother that
bore you, for it was from her
illuminous and twinkling nether-
regions, that all of our lives became
forever bright.
altered my perception of what makes
a really good drag queen. 'Cause you
know what it is? She's a grand
person FIRST. She's warm, and
enthusiastic, open (no jokes, this is
serious, people!), loves to laugh and
dance and meet people, she's
effusive, and genuine, and spirited,
and creative, she doesn't take herself
so freaking seriously, and is just the
best kind of trouble on two heels.
She's just so damned nice. And so
she SHINES. (You crazy diamond!)
Big kiss to you, sweetheart. Love you,
love your heart.
are still in the running... to becoming
AMERICA's next TOP MODEL."
a Spick in a Chink restaurant. You dont
need to know what she's got against
Spicks, but just watch out if the Chow
Fun is cold. I promise you Doll they
won't never find out how you smuggled
that knife in.
fiercing me since I not-so-accidentally
found her in the salon and asked her to
do SOMETHING about my mop. She later
saved me in my hour of need. Hilarious,
original, kind-hearted, brassy- can't
touch this when she's on stage! Anyway
she puts glamour back in the letter K,
uh-huh. Let's go out and do some damage...
Princess!
nights are brighter with ye, oh
Princess of all Kennedys. Let us send
thanks to the electric mother that
bore you, for it was from her
illuminous and twinkling nether-
regions, that all of our lives became
forever bright.
long pink hard...limo!..damn she is
hot..FIERC