This is my Fif! She tried to marry me off
to some African perv that claimed to be
a king. LOL...little did she know...if I
was going...I was taking her with me. I
have never had such hilarious times as I
have had with Tif...I swear her life could
be a sitcom...better than Briget Jones
Diary...from bumping heads while salsa
dancing cuz stoopid boys were to busy
drinking beers and unable to multi-task
to being tied to a tree by dog
leeshes...Man I tell ya...just thinking
about her antics has me spitting water
I've drank on my screen. Tif deserves
better than any boy that she has given
her precious time. I am going to start
taking finger prints and SS# in order for
her date them. Tif...from now out...like
Monica did Rachel on Friends...(waving
septer) I here by take all your decision
making duties for your life way from you
(tapping my own shoulders with septer)
pronouncing myself Tiffany's boy picking
fairy! Love ya Tif! I can't wait to have
more laughs.
this chick has real fucking issues. she
is a true glutton for punishment and
when she's pissed a force to be
reckoned with. she's probably one of
the most caring people i know
especially after a couple of zanex and a
bottle of wine. she always remembers
peoples birthday and always makes
you feel better about your life once you
hear how shitty hers is---she is very
unique individual who dosen't mind
making cracks about her love life or
lack there of---so many people want to
be with her but she only likes
cocksuckers so gentlemen need not
apply! she loves her dog luci more than
any person should love a dog, only
truely happy when she's miserable---we
are really good friends so hopefully she
won't take this wrong! experianced well
rounded person that gives that gives
bad advice. caring affectionate
personable--no we're not fucking! a
true friend with a heart big enough to
love the world
Tiffany is a fucking freak. She
likes: to pop any type of pill she can
get her hands on, she likes to
have "relations" with asshole comics
on her spare time, that's right
comics, stand-up comics, she likes
sushi, Ben Harper, Ian Moore, and
crying. Tiffany likes to commit petty
crimes, such as: vandalism,
shoplifting, public intoxication,
streaking, and belching during church
services. She once killed a kitty cat
by just staring at it.
Testimonials and Comments for tiffany
to some African perv that claimed to be
a king. LOL...little did she know...if I
was going...I was taking her with me. I
have never had such hilarious times as I
have had with Tif...I swear her life could
be a sitcom...better than Briget Jones
Diary...from bumping heads while salsa
dancing cuz stoopid boys were to busy
drinking beers and unable to multi-task
to being tied to a tree by dog
leeshes...Man I tell ya...just thinking
about her antics has me spitting water
I've drank on my screen. Tif deserves
better than any boy that she has given
her precious time. I am going to start
taking finger prints and SS# in order for
her date them. Tif...from now out...like
Monica did Rachel on Friends...(waving
septer) I here by take all your decision
making duties for your life way from you
(tapping my own shoulders with septer)
pronouncing myself Tiffany's boy picking
fairy! Love ya Tif! I can't wait to have
more laughs.
flakes. But I still love her
is a true glutton for punishment and
when she's pissed a force to be
reckoned with. she's probably one of
the most caring people i know
especially after a couple of zanex and a
bottle of wine. she always remembers
peoples birthday and always makes
you feel better about your life once you
hear how shitty hers is---she is very
unique individual who dosen't mind
making cracks about her love life or
lack there of---so many people want to
be with her but she only likes
cocksuckers so gentlemen need not
apply! she loves her dog luci more than
any person should love a dog, only
truely happy when she's miserable---we
are really good friends so hopefully she
won't take this wrong! experianced well
rounded person that gives that gives
bad advice. caring affectionate
personable--no we're not fucking! a
true friend with a heart big enough to
love the world
likes: to pop any type of pill she can
get her hands on, she likes to
have "relations" with asshole comics
on her spare time, that's right
comics, stand-up comics, she likes
sushi, Ben Harper, Ian Moore, and
crying. Tiffany likes to commit petty
crimes, such as: vandalism,
shoplifting, public intoxication,
streaking, and belching during church
services. She once killed a kitty cat
by just staring at it.