Jess Akeley

Best little whore house in Texas..... Dont Mess with Texas

Jerrys kids... That's for my dawg BRI-HOVA...may she rest in his arms. Open Bible Baptist Church!! OH HELLS YEAH!!! I fuckin Love that place!! Go G.O.D

Trying to catch the Beat! Fighting crime, Well the crime that I created... But then acting like it was someone else and taking the credit for stopping that bad bad crook! I like making music with a lobster and a rubber band, laughing, diving off of high surfaces, blinking when my eyeballs are dry, salt and pepper shaker maker, trying to break dance

The Secret Life Of Bees, The Book Of Bunny Suicides, Bitter With Baggage(the life and times of some chickens), The Prophet And The Astronomer (a scientific journey to the end of time), Celestine Phrophecy, Ya right... I've never even opened a book... I have never mastered the art of literacy... Just one more skill to chalk up on the board of "Why do I pretend to know how to do this?"

Cinema Paradiso, Tarnation, A Mighty Wind, Napoleon Dynamite, The Virgin Suicides, Donnie Darko, Sixteen Candles, Goonies, Cabin Boy, Kill Bill 1 and 2, What About Bob, Exit To Eden, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Any WW2 movie, Clerks, Gleaming The Cube, Breakfast Club, Best In Show

Shelby Lynne, Talib kweli, MF, Doom, Dolly Parton, Roxette, Ben Harper, Peaches, Lyle Lovett, Mos Def, Scissor Sisters, Dashboard Confessional, Bright Eyes, David Allen Coe, W.I.T, Masta' Ace, Tina Turner, Bikini Kill, Alison Krauss And Union Station, MC Paul Barmen, Duran Duran, Atmosphere, Wynonna, Stevie Wonder, Patty Griffin, Ella Fitzgerald, Patsy Cline, Le Tigre, Loretta Lynne, Soviet, NKOTB, Fischerspooner, David Allen Coe, Timberland, Magoo, Pharoah Monch, Rass Kass, PM Dawn, Tim McGraw, Air Supply, Journey

Buffy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brack Show, Strangers With Candy, Happy Tree Friends, SNL, CSI, Simpsons, Home Movies, Queer Eye, Dave Chappelle Show, Family Guy

Aries

I derive secret pleasures from reading dictionaries and
making grammar tree diagrams. My favourite language is the
Awakeaned Langweageh! I love pirates and one day I hope to be one! If anyone knows of a good Hook and Peg man I would like to get his #!
I want to Sail a ship too! I just think that would be the bees knees! To live on a really big sail boat down in the caribbean while I solve murders and other crimes from my laptop! Nancy Drew.... Watch out!! I'm just a pirate looking for some booty!!

I want to meet people who own a lot of stuff... Stuff they dont need or really use but just have and love... I also want to meet the man in coral bay who lost his donkey and put an add in the Virgin Verve looking for her... Her name is april and she lives on St John USVI, If anyone has seen her please bring her back! She's just a child... a 385lb baby donkey!