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"I know how to shoot bow and arrow.
I take lots of vitamins including that green stuff.
I like animals who are friends.
I..."
More about Adrienne
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Occupation:
Esquire
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Hobbies and Interests:
running, tea parties, enterprise, scripture, yoga, mail
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Favorite Books:
the god of small things, the joy of cooking, the little prince, cien anos de soledad, the stranger, middlemarch, mrs. dalloway, the virgin suicides, portrait of the artist as a young man, franny and zoey, the diary of helena morley, the brothers k, the chronicles of narnia
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Favorite Movies:
babe pig in the city, charade, wall-e
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About Me:
I know how to shoot bow and arrow.
I take lots of vitamins including that green stuff.
I like animals who are friends.
I like friends who let me dress them up.
I have an eye for arrangement.
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Who I Want to Meet:
smarties. funnies. beauties. beasties.
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one day when I came across an image
of Adrienne, and was forced to answer
the eternal question we all must face at
one point or another in our lives.........
Hot or not??
Definitely a 10.00
amazing poet. She is both leaps and
bounds beyond me. To illustrate, I have
included one of my original poems:
Spank Chicken! Spank!
By Josue H.
The chicken spanked as if spanking
were the grace of heaven.
Feathers flew, lizards wept, and children
steeled themselves.
Why do you ask me for porridge and
pain?
The chicken keeps spanking - I don't
think she understands English.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
That thought alone is in his mind.
Who is this Meowophiliac?
Blood curdling now like the previous
porridge.
You have me so helpless...and to only
think...you're only sixteen inches tall.
"Spank! Spank! Spank!"
We are in such agreement on this. Such
agreement!
Why the disparity then?
A chicken spanks a man while a dog
watches - thoughts of cats racing
through his little mind like the spank
strokes of the chicken.
Such is the meaning of ass.
Such is more than mortals know.
dammit!
evolved female. She can run faster,
dance harder and live better than
anyone I've met. Her resiliency is
sometimes tested on the hoods of
volkswagens, but her true character
reflects off of the pavement and is best
seen in the night sky. It also doesn't hurt
that Adrienne happens to be celestially
gorgeous and utterly captivating in
every sense of the word. She moves
kinesthetically and improves the world
as she touches it. She also is somehow
responsible for changing my eye color
two shades bluer.
*sigh*
rainmaker...goddess of small things.
Adrienne ascends, transcends and
never dissapoints.
Also, I never thought i'd have any
experience at the Bottleneck that would
make me want to melt into my shoes
and bite my lip, it wasn't the 75 cent
high life lights. It was her.
mexican virgin marys, dip um in
burboun and rub them all over
her...uh...bathing suit areas...
vaa. voom.