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      • Spacin' Jason
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      • 'SUP DOOD?!?!
      • Ian
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      • Least we forget to add to his resume "Bass Player in semi-defunct rock band." Mark performed in Williamsburg shows under his nom de guerre - The Beast.
      • Christa
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      • mark beazley was one of my favorite
        people in high school. The best
        astronomy lab partner. We both cried
        when the class voted to watch space
        balls on the plantetarium dome instead
        of star wars. Mark, my mother still talks
        about you. She has always thought that
        you are "the nicest boy" and, I think, is
        still holding out for the possibility that I
        will marry you. Even if that does
        happen, you're going to have to wait until
        law school is over, buddy. sorry, school
        before hoes.
      • Andrea
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      • Beazley is great because he can
        appreciate the finer things in life like
        Stacy Q songs. . .I-I-I-I-I - need, I need
        Beaz.
      • Alisha
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      • Beazley is always on my naughty list.
      • Patrick
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      • beazzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... word.
      • Patrick
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      • Mark is sooooo the Beez kneez!
      • Spacin' Jason
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      • Mark and I are too good of bros for me
        to be a wiseass in his tiny testimonial
        space, so grab a tissue because I'm
        about to pile it on pretty thick... When
        I first moved to Allentown and was the
        "new kid" in school, Mark was the only
        duder who talked to me and didn't give
        me shit. He's the sweetest, "will do
        anything for you" guy I have every met
        (Homeboy even offered me a kidney!). We
        have an awesome history that includes
        buffalo wing gluttony, summers in the
        Dorney Park accounting offices and a
        mutual love for trashy horror movies.
        It's kinda big on the shitty that we
        live miles apart, but whenever we touch
        base we instantly re-connect and slip
        into our "old friend" comfort zones...
        That is probably the faggyiest bag of
        crap I have ever said about anybody, but
        I mean it, because Mark will forever and
        always be a best friend of mine.
      • Pat
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      • Don't let Mark's easy manner and nice
        guy smile fool you. I once watched in
        horror as this man force fed a bouncer
        a broken bottle of Corona. Blood and
        tears streaming from a 230 lb, bald,
        muscle bound freak and the maniacal
        shriek from Mark's frothing
        mouth :"WHOSE ROWDY NOW, NANCY BOY?". I
        swear that bouncer was only gonna ask
        us for a light........f*ck it, he
        deserved what he got, and he got it
        from the best. It's Miller time, Mark.

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