Once I was on a date with a guy who
designed motorcycles for a living and for
some reason I decided to tell him about
my good friend Dave, the poop writer.
Motorcycle Guy never called again. True
(ish) story.
Have you ever seen Dave? Well, he
used to have a device on his toilet
that shot water in my face. On a
seperate occasion, I puked out of a
moving car because I refused to
puke in that toilet.
Dave has been featured in the Onion
more than anyone else I know. He has a
way of writing about trivial things
that you wouldn't think twice about and
making you really care about them. And
he's good at applying lessons learned
from obscure TV shows to real life.
designed motorcycles for a living and for
some reason I decided to tell him about
my good friend Dave, the poop writer.
Motorcycle Guy never called again. True
(ish) story.
used to have a device on his toilet
that shot water in my face. On a
seperate occasion, I puked out of a
moving car because I refused to
puke in that toilet.
definitely put me in some weird,
smelly places. Especially in 1998.
more than anyone else I know. He has a
way of writing about trivial things
that you wouldn't think twice about and
making you really care about them. And
he's good at applying lessons learned
from obscure TV shows to real life.