• Dave Battermann

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      "I'm stable, have my own house, a good job, a running automobile, fun vices, well-read, could care less about sports, good..."

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      • Pete
      • Posted
      • On April 14, 2003, my pal Dave spake my
        favorite Dave quote: "I think you should
        re-adjust your crystal ball. It seems to be
        malfunctioning... (but) if our psychic
        abilities were really honed we wouldn't
        be having to even bother with the
        crystal ball. Mine told me I would be
        the people's poet by now."
      • Posted
      • Dave is gemini too, which means watch
        out he is schizo! No just kidding.
        Dave is awesome. Not only is this guy
        fun, he's so talented and smart. He's
        so adventurous, down for anything, and
        never boring. An awesome writer, I'm
        gonna make sure he proofs all my artist
        statements from now on...hee hee!
      • Sam
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      • I have to say that my testimonial was
        going to be the EXACT same as
        Jessica's (Dave I thought I was the
        only one) but either way...Dave is a
        great guy I mean if i was gay I would
        do him but I am not gay, not that
        there is anyhting wrong with being
        gay...words to describe
        Dave...thinker, knower, reader,
        writer, drinker, eater, pooper,
        smoker, sexer, owner, taster, rider,
        loner, pee-pee-er, actor. TO sum it up
        a quote the Mrs. Batterman gave her
        son at an early age "Dave, I don't
        want you hangin' out in the streets. I
        want you to finish school, 'cause
        without an education the only kind of
        work you're gonna get is sellin'
        drugs, pimpin' women, or workin'
        security for Eddie Murphy.
      • Posted
      • Dave...where do I begin? Dave is one of
        the few people who actually gets my
        jokes and that makes me feel just fine.
        He is a bad mutha' and nobody should
        mess with him. I miss him a hella' lot.
        I wish there was another like him that
        I could pocket and take to Greenville,
        but there is not, and that is sad. He
        dresses like Elvis except for in this
        picture, where he just has on a nice
        hat.
      • Rim
      • Posted
      • Nice hat!
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • dave has seen me naked on several
        occasions (once tied to a chair and
        flogged, waxed and poked and prodded by
        M.I.A. michelle) and he's never once
        tried to kiss me or touch my boobies or
        be anything but the consummate
        gentleman that he is. i still have all
        those pictures from back when we were
        young and fresh.
      • Holly
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      • one time dave asked me if i wanted
        to go on a road trip. "Sure," i said.
        "what could be the harm of spending
        five or so days with the only guy
        who'd ever suggest going to a
        shooting range and a museum in the
        same sentence." After 8 towns, a
        trashed rental car, a soliciation from
        a group of truckers, countless bottles
        of liquor, stolen bottles of wine,
        public urination, some trouble at
        graceland, assorted cheap motel
        rooms, and a trip diary that still
        doesn't make sense (car writing +
        drunk writing = chicken scratch city), i
        wonder why we haven't done it again.
        i think i still owe him money from that
        one. and i'm still not sure why we
        pretended to be gospel singers.
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