at first, amanda and i were in love
with one another due to the simple fact
that we're both cobras, and we hate all
non-cobras... well, the times they are
a changin'! who knew that amanda and i
were both given birth to by "my mom,
the dyke"? we now know a bond that is
both mystical and magical, both intense
and sensitive, both drunk AND high,
and, most importantly of all, based
entirely upon something that has been
said to look like a "melted candle with
hair"...who could ask for anything more?
at first, amanda and i were in love
with one another due to the simple fact
that we're both cobras, and we hate all
non-cobras... well, the times they are
a changin'! who knew that amanda and i
were both given birth to by "my mom,
the dyke"? we now know a bond that is
both mystical and magical, both intense
and sensitive, both drunk AND high,
and, most importantly of all, based
entirely upon something that has been
said to look like a "melted candle with
hair"...who could ask for anything more?
1. amanda understands that a good flirt
is rubbing a sandwich on your face.
like chevy chase.
2. amanda uses sidewalks to open beer.
3. amanda can't taste the vodka in a
triple vodka tonic.
4. amanda is a good daughter!
5. amanda wants to get boned at 11 am.
especially by guys in shoelace-less
british knights and penthouse magazine
terry cloth visors.
6. amanda loves sean and seamus. but
sean more, obviously.
7. amanda is a good daughter!
it's gotten to the point where i just stop
thinking about this curse when i see la'manda
out on the town. i have accepted that
something bad is going to happen...cars get
broken into, bar tabs get raided...all of this
while songs are taken and people are danced.
i'm pretty sure she's behind all of those
greenville muggings and sh:t, but she can't be
turned in...cuz she's gotta turn that sh:t out.
now who's bad?
there is a tendancy amongst members of
my generation to overuse certain
descriptive phrases. one such phrase
is "hardcore". this phrase has become
associated with so many things, it has
been dropped so often, that
unfortunately, it's meaning has become
diminished... this a particularly sad
affair for those things and those
people that truely are "hardcore".
amanda is "hardcore" (she is also a
total bad ass), but in the context I
have mentioned above, to call her that
diminishes her somehow... with this
in mind, i can only suggest that
amanda become forever known as a, nay,
THE "Iotola of all things Rock".
Well, maybe not all things, i've never
known her to do crack rock, but alas,
i digress. she's a rock and roll
zealot and a formidable bare knuckle
boxer.
One time I confused David Spade with
James Spader, then followed up with a
Bob Barker refrence. Amanda used a
screwdriver as a shank and stabbed my
spleen.
with one another due to the simple fact
that we're both cobras, and we hate all
non-cobras... well, the times they are
a changin'! who knew that amanda and i
were both given birth to by "my mom,
the dyke"? we now know a bond that is
both mystical and magical, both intense
and sensitive, both drunk AND high,
and, most importantly of all, based
entirely upon something that has been
said to look like a "melted candle with
hair"...who could ask for anything more?
with one another due to the simple fact
that we're both cobras, and we hate all
non-cobras... well, the times they are
a changin'! who knew that amanda and i
were both given birth to by "my mom,
the dyke"? we now know a bond that is
both mystical and magical, both intense
and sensitive, both drunk AND high,
and, most importantly of all, based
entirely upon something that has been
said to look like a "melted candle with
hair"...who could ask for anything more?
is rubbing a sandwich on your face.
like chevy chase.
2. amanda uses sidewalks to open beer.
3. amanda can't taste the vodka in a
triple vodka tonic.
4. amanda is a good daughter!
5. amanda wants to get boned at 11 am.
especially by guys in shoelace-less
british knights and penthouse magazine
terry cloth visors.
6. amanda loves sean and seamus. but
sean more, obviously.
7. amanda is a good daughter!
thinking about this curse when i see la'manda
out on the town. i have accepted that
something bad is going to happen...cars get
broken into, bar tabs get raided...all of this
while songs are taken and people are danced.
i'm pretty sure she's behind all of those
greenville muggings and sh:t, but she can't be
turned in...cuz she's gotta turn that sh:t out.
now who's bad?
my generation to overuse certain
descriptive phrases. one such phrase
is "hardcore". this phrase has become
associated with so many things, it has
been dropped so often, that
unfortunately, it's meaning has become
diminished... this a particularly sad
affair for those things and those
people that truely are "hardcore".
amanda is "hardcore" (she is also a
total bad ass), but in the context I
have mentioned above, to call her that
diminishes her somehow... with this
in mind, i can only suggest that
amanda become forever known as a, nay,
THE "Iotola of all things Rock".
Well, maybe not all things, i've never
known her to do crack rock, but alas,
i digress. she's a rock and roll
zealot and a formidable bare knuckle
boxer.
James Spader, then followed up with a
Bob Barker refrence. Amanda used a
screwdriver as a shank and stabbed my
spleen.