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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Sea Town Yo
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Company:
honestly, who cares?
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Jason's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1059522
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Other education:
again, whoopee doodles. Who cares????
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Occupation:
slave, paper loader, retarded old lady counselor
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Affiliations:
Osaka Margarine Society
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What I enjoy doing:
Mocking the retarded
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Favorite Books:
Ruth Buzi: The Unauthorized Biography
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Favorite Movies:
Midnight Cowboy, Das Boot, Cimema Paradiso, Hanna and Her Sisters, Sleeper, Wings, The Sure Thing, buncha other crap and stuff or something
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Favorite Music:
anything engaging.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The original Twilight Zone, the original Outer Limits, Brody and Teina
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I am a hundredaire. I like sleep, but never get any. I like absurdity and crystal clear irrefutable logic. If a 50 foot tall goat in an orange nylon jumpsuit and goggles parachuted from the heavens and landed on top of the Space Needle I strongly believe it would be perceived as highly interesting to 35% of asian dental assistants who pronounce flouride as "flowide". 12% would find it marginally interesting, but only if they've engaged in lewd acts with Billy Barty.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Somebody who can bend their right wrist and stike their left earlobe with it while simultaneously attempting to chew on their right earlobe while their left arm hangs limp at their side. Try it. It's cool. Say "nguuuh!" as you do it. If you find this amusing, I want to meet you. You are now mocking the retarded. How insensitive!
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Wait...no - that was actually Bob
Hoskins.
pocket when he goes out on the town.
i can peek out at all the hot chicas
and i am always boob level. i stare
at the bazoongas all night long.
sooooo hard I've peed my pants! He is
the most creative,talented amazing
guy.....Soooooooo someone offer him a
job ~ He's bored being a stunt double
for Ronald McDonald....and no one
bought his kettle corn....
right now because I just can never
reach your level of jejuneness. The
honey dip is leaving parallel lines in
my forehead. The honey dip is made of
hickory. The honey dip is named
Louis. The honey dip is my friend.
Louis helps me not be crazy.
friendsters is due to having a life or
not having one.