John Sty McDonough

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      • John
      • Posted
      • Oh my God... that's HUGE!!!!
      • IRockSoAwesome
      • Posted
      • He could've tuned in, tuned in
        But he tuned out
        A bad time, nothing could save him
        Alone in a corridor, waiting, locked
        out
        He got up outta there, ran for hundreds
        of miles
        He made it to the ocean, had a smoke in
        a tree
        The wind rose up, set him down on his
        knee
        A wave came crashing like a fist to the
        jaw
        Delivered him wings, "Hey, look at me
        now"
        Arms wide open with the sea as his
        floor
        Oh, power, oh
        He's.. flying
        Whole...
        High.. wide, oh
        He floated back down 'cause he wanted
        to share
        His key to the locks on the chains he
        saw everywhere
        But first he was stripped and then he
        was stabbed
        By faceless men, well, fuckers
        He still stands
        And he still gives his love, he just
        gives it away
        The love he receives is the love that
        is saved
        And sometimes is seen a strange spot in
        the sky
        A human being that was given to fly
      • IRockSoAwesome
      • Posted
      • So there Sty was, surrounded by mounds
        of naked flesh, when he says,
        "Girls, girls, if you could catch the
        Pillsburry Dough Boy, how would you eat
        him?"
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • Back of the bus man, back of the bus.

        BIG BEAR BIG BEAR!!!
      • John
      • Posted
      • How do I love Sty? Let me count the
        ways. 1) He has the confidence of 100
        men! 2) He has the girth of 100 men!
        3) He is always ready to defend! 4) He
        knows how to put on poker night! 5)
        He's a great friend!

        There's more but I'll let him take over.

        Anyone know how much grease is on this
        pizza?
      • Isis
      • Posted
      • Damn the Pants!
        Save the Empire!
      • Lori
      • Posted
      • Sty knows everything about nothing and
        will tell you all about it. He will use
        the jedi mind trick on the weak-minded
        for your entertainment. Unless of
        course.. you're the idiot its working
        on.

        Sty is funnier than a fart in a space
        suit... I mean that in a good way, as
        in, you're not the one wearing the suit.
      • IRockSoAwesome
      • Posted
      • Ever try to give someone advice that
        you got from TV? Sty will call you on
        it every time. He'll also do battle
        with any that dare speak ill of The
        Princess Bride.
        He'll also stay up with you all night
        if your stuck at a shit job (as long as
        there are good energy shakes) or show
        up at your pad at midnight to bring you
        to a diner that's 45 minutes away.
        Love the Sty.

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