i have know john for over a decade,
and this guy is serious the best, we
been all over the place, east coast
west coast, over the years i got to
know his family pretty well and we
gotten so close that they expect me to
do chores in their HOUSE....lol, some
friends just become family i guess....
i can clearly say that some of the
best times i had was with him. john is
one awsome friend.
if you ever go to the library and see
JOHN YU IS GAY written all over the
tables its cuz we were studying there
recently. haha but seriously...before
i met this guy i was a lonely rice
picking FOB living in china. but my
whole life changed one day when john
yu came to my village looking for
cheap hookers. he smuggled me bak to
berkeley in a SPORTS PLUS suitcase
(very nice...everyone go out and buy
them) and turned me into a korean pop
star. haha i still can't drink as
much as him tho, all the hot sauce he
eats killed the brain cells that are
supposed to tell him that he's drunk.
haha THIS GUY...
if you ever need a ride, this is the
guy to come see. not only do you get
to where youre going, but you also get
to ride in a sleek bmw. and if youre
ever lucky enough to be in the car
when dance with me by 112 comes up,
you can also fear for your life. but
this guy only has one lung and one
sperm, so beware ladies. you thought
that 120 pounds of him was in the skin
and bones?? nope, 30 of em are
attributed to that one sperm. so if
youre the lucky lady, you might just
be able to bear his child. but this
guy is a homie but most of all a
pimp. hence his aim sn. but lates
John is definately one of the most
humm... i forgot the word... daymit!
This is why he's a Berkeley and I'm
not. I've known this guy for quite some
time... but I juss realized that I've
only known the "G-rated" version of
him... but never the less, he's a great
guy. Cocky at times but always sweet.
I'm writing all these nice things about
him and he doesn't even know cuz he's
knocked out in his bed. Berkeley is
lucky to have him... BOO to SD... NO
John Yus!
Hahahahaahah, Norman is cool. Anyways,
John is cool too. He's fun to make fun
of, and doesn't take it the wrong way,
and is always a friend doing "favors"
for others ( u hear that ladies!)
I share a bathroom with John, and I
forget to flush a lot, and he has to
look at my poo more often than he'd
like. He says it turns him on, though.
The poo... Sick, huh? Yeah, I should
flush more often, sorry John. KOROSU!
John's a really cool guy.. his head
reminds me of a ping pong ball..
hahahaha. Really though, he's a
pimp...always asking, "So.. you got any
cute friends?" Just dont get stuck in a
car with him for 5 hours after he's had
some In N Out animal style fries... BAD
MOVE! STINKY! JK =P sort of..
john's the best. one time i said i was
hungry and he brought me in n out. and
then he lent me his sex and the city
dvd's. he always bugs me to drink, and
he camps like a MOFRICKER when we play
cs but 'sall good. =D remember to look
out for some hot guys for me up at
berkley!
hMM..leTs sEe..i fiRst mEt jOhN dUriNg
suMmer scHOol iN hiGh scHOOl manY
yeaRs baCk, anD eVER sinCe thEn oUr
paTHs haVe cRossEd aT vERy raNdoM
moMeNTs iN tiME..buT thRouGhoUT iT aLL
jOhN haS aLWaYs bEen oNe fuN aZz guY~
so laDies bEe niCe, giVe hiM lOTs oF
huGs aNd kiSses aNd doNT lEt hiM bReaK
yOUr hEarT! =P
ahhh ive known john since i was like 4
years old. he's my old neighbor =( but
the bestest old neighbor!! lol and he's
alwaiz been a cool guy, even back in
the day when his sister and i forced
him to play house with us =) he's
smart, SKINNY, funny, and he drives a
bmw =D (im jealous) miss u john!
and this guy is serious the best, we
been all over the place, east coast
west coast, over the years i got to
know his family pretty well and we
gotten so close that they expect me to
do chores in their HOUSE....lol, some
friends just become family i guess....
i can clearly say that some of the
best times i had was with him. john is
one awsome friend.
JOHN YU IS GAY written all over the
tables its cuz we were studying there
recently. haha but seriously...before
i met this guy i was a lonely rice
picking FOB living in china. but my
whole life changed one day when john
yu came to my village looking for
cheap hookers. he smuggled me bak to
berkeley in a SPORTS PLUS suitcase
(very nice...everyone go out and buy
them) and turned me into a korean pop
star. haha i still can't drink as
much as him tho, all the hot sauce he
eats killed the brain cells that are
supposed to tell him that he's drunk.
haha THIS GUY...
guy to come see. not only do you get
to where youre going, but you also get
to ride in a sleek bmw. and if youre
ever lucky enough to be in the car
when dance with me by 112 comes up,
you can also fear for your life. but
this guy only has one lung and one
sperm, so beware ladies. you thought
that 120 pounds of him was in the skin
and bones?? nope, 30 of em are
attributed to that one sperm. so if
youre the lucky lady, you might just
be able to bear his child. but this
guy is a homie but most of all a
pimp. hence his aim sn. but lates
humm... i forgot the word... daymit!
This is why he's a Berkeley and I'm
not. I've known this guy for quite some
time... but I juss realized that I've
only known the "G-rated" version of
him... but never the less, he's a great
guy. Cocky at times but always sweet.
I'm writing all these nice things about
him and he doesn't even know cuz he's
knocked out in his bed. Berkeley is
lucky to have him... BOO to SD... NO
John Yus!
John is cool too. He's fun to make fun
of, and doesn't take it the wrong way,
and is always a friend doing "favors"
for others ( u hear that ladies!)
forget to flush a lot, and he has to
look at my poo more often than he'd
like. He says it turns him on, though.
The poo... Sick, huh? Yeah, I should
flush more often, sorry John. KOROSU!
reminds me of a ping pong ball..
hahahaha. Really though, he's a
pimp...always asking, "So.. you got any
cute friends?" Just dont get stuck in a
car with him for 5 hours after he's had
some In N Out animal style fries... BAD
MOVE! STINKY! JK =P sort of..
hungry and he brought me in n out. and
then he lent me his sex and the city
dvd's. he always bugs me to drink, and
he camps like a MOFRICKER when we play
cs but 'sall good. =D remember to look
out for some hot guys for me up at
berkley!
suMmer scHOol iN hiGh scHOOl manY
yeaRs baCk, anD eVER sinCe thEn oUr
paTHs haVe cRossEd aT vERy raNdoM
moMeNTs iN tiME..buT thRouGhoUT iT aLL
jOhN haS aLWaYs bEen oNe fuN aZz guY~
so laDies bEe niCe, giVe hiM lOTs oF
huGs aNd kiSses aNd doNT lEt hiM bReaK
yOUr hEarT! =P
years old. he's my old neighbor =( but
the bestest old neighbor!! lol and he's
alwaiz been a cool guy, even back in
the day when his sister and i forced
him to play house with us =) he's
smart, SKINNY, funny, and he drives a
bmw =D (im jealous) miss u john!