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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
pluto
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Jdawg's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1066522
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Occupation:
reality check (like a curb check or a blank check)
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What I enjoy doing:
adventures in biochemistry, thinking about old things in new ways, farting upwind of myself, having a ball, literally.
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Favorite Books:
anti-oedipus: capitalism and schizophrenia, the history of sexuality, conversatins with god, anything by carlos castaneda, books about alchemy and chaos magick/chaos theory..
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Favorite Movies:
fight club, hustler white, cecil b demented, girl interrupted, skuff II
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Favorite Music:
the locust, the blood brothers, fugazi, the mars volta, linkin park, jawbreaker, jets to brazil, melt banana, the pixies, the deftones, and sometimes some crazy spastic drum n bass.
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Favorite TV Shows:
the simpsons, shows about real things that i dont know about, spongebob squarepants, wwe smackdown
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About Me:
god damn i am totally obsessed with becoming larger and larger every day. id say i put on about three pounds a week. at that rate by summer i will be 260 and completely unable to walk through door ways.
i love my life, i love the gym, i love working at a medical marijuana dispensary, i love my boyfriend but i think he just dumped me, im not sure. i love meeting weird and sexy people here in sf. there are so many of em.
drop me a line. i am friendly and only an asshole to my employees.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people interested in getting naked and taking over the
world. ive got a violent new conviction to share with
you all. im starting an army of happy people
and gearing up to infect this silly planet with a taste of
good ol' fashioned glee. by protesting bad things and
unnecessary meanness using unorthodox methods of delicious
insanity we can together rule the universe with an iron
lung. quote the conservative elite: "this ridiculous
underground movement- a riot, ballroom dancing in the
streets, happiness health and good fortune... are they
hippies? are they punks? should we hospitalize them or
give them our children? my peni are erect but my heart
beats to the tune of a forgotten lullabye. i am destroyed,
free. the end is near, and is breathing my first breath,
my last fart! i am vibrating with irrational beleifs! the
immaculate misconception is upon us!" *fin*
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fuckin years old!
What's to say about this dude. Funny?
CHECK! Smart as fuck? CHECK! Hot
enough to require registration with
certain federal agencies? CHECK!
Best of all he has a sense of style and
taste in music, and toys etc... that
makes anyone in the know question if
he's really a poof, or just another gay for
pay bastard!
Happy birthday mister. When I come out
in Feb I'll cover you in gasoline, set you
on fire, then throw my body onto yours to
put it out.
Then you can blow & make a wish!
This of course is after we lug all our
bags home from Amoeba!
Cheers Queer,
-DJ Our Man Flint
STAY HARD YO
want to call him....He's a superstar.
And he makes me feel like one when
we're together. He is one of the
sweetest men I know, cause there is
nothing boyish about him. He is
responsible, fun, real, hip, sexy,
fashonable, honest, charming, and
everything I'd be lookin' for!
Unfortunately no one probably has
enough rope to tie him down or I would
have borrowed some more and tried again.
profiles? yeah. exactly.
used to refer to him as the spaceplant
punk from the South when I first met
him online while I was living in Los
Angeles. We just gotta meet some time
when our schedules match up. Johnny,
oh Johnny, where are you?