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"I am frequently overstimulated, have a tendency to wander off alone, and can peel dried glue off my hand in one perfect..."
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Schools (Other):
Shermer, William McKinley, Rushmore Academy
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Occupation:
Vermiculturist/Artful Dodger/Armchair Sleuth
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Affiliations:
Project Mayhem, Sparklemotion, Real Ultimate Power, Magicians Alliance
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Hobbies and Interests:
Shiny objects, road trips, cardigans, fall, $5 milkshakes, storms, stick shifts, sounds, stars, sweets, sushi, samoas, superlatives, double negatives, trains, trinkets, tasers, treasure hunts, instant gratification, going to movies alone, being barefoot, stealing loose change, people-watching, laughing, instigating, experimenting, nightswimming, fingerpainting, freestyle walking, camping, knitting, reading, writing, racing, snow forts, air hockey, rollercoasters, the ocean, airports, left field, Nepalese coins, I-STEP words, Connect Four, Euchre, Europe, David Cross, Cartman, Bill Paxton, Michael Keaton, Wes Anderson films, vintage stuff, Jack & Coke, Tetris, Mario Bros. 3, empty calories, carnival & Cajun & Mexican food + anything Jenne has listed (especially cash money)
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Favorite Books:
Humorous memoirs (David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs), Nick Hornby, Jane Austen, Calvin and Hobbes, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Confederacy of Dunces, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I've read too many good books to remember.
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Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Trading Places, Caddyshack, Eternal Sunshine, Real Genius, Weird Science, Earth Girls, Ski Patrol, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Napoleon Dynamite, Secretary, Amelie, All About Eve, Barefoot in the Park, Harold & Maude, Raging Bull, Swingers, United States of Leland, Dead Poet's Society, Virgin Suicides, Beautiful Girls, Donnie Darko, Suicide Kings, Ravenous, Equilibrium, Almost Famous, Dangerous Liasions, Shawshank Redemption, Usual Suspects, Punch Drunk Love, American Movie, L.A. Confidential, Crouching Tiger, Wonder Boys, Urban Cowboy, Tommy Boy, Porky's, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, Snatch, Friday, Full Monty, Lock Stock, Larry Flynt, Dazed & Confused, Cutting Edge, League of Their Own, Benny & Joon, Muriel's Wedding, When Harry Met Sally, Rain Man, Overboard, Bull Durham, Spaceballs, Jaws, Tremors, Goonies, Sandlot, Labyrinth, any James Bond, films by Pixar, John Hughes, Tarantino, Wes or P.T. Anderson, Farrelly or Coen Brothers, and ALL John Cusack
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Favorite Music:
Whatever obscure band Jim forces me to listen to, one-hit wonders & lots more
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy, South Park, Sports Night, Six Feet Under, The Office (both), Arrested Development, Clone High, Freaks & Geeks, Firefly, Lost (Season 1), Chappelle, XTreme Elimination, X-Files, You Can't Do That On Television, Mr. Wizard, A-Team, Inspector Gadget, old Goofy, Faerie Tale & Mystery Science Theatres, afterschool specials
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I am frequently overstimulated, have a tendency to wander off alone, and can peel dried glue off my hand in one perfect piece. I am an obsessive proofreader and toothbrusher. I use men's cologne and am incurably attracted to geeks, adverbs, and split infinitives. I wear scarves when it's up to 68 degrees out and flip-flops when it's as low as 38. My favorite condiment is mustard. I still pretend I am smoking a cigarette when my breath frosts in winter but never pretend I am playing the demo music on a Casio. Also, I like to name my golf balls before I hit them.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Must be fun-loving and quixotic with a wicked sense of humor ("rapist's wit"). Must enjoy making the best of any situation. Must like driving with windows down and sunroof back, even if it's cold out. Must be low-maintenance and self-deprecating but not self-conscious, self-absorbed, antisocial, or overdramatic. Must have skills - numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, and/or computer hacking skills will do. Good grammar, segues, hygiene, puns, and punctuality are a plus. Extra consideration to those with no government ties and unlimited resources.
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should contact me if she is not.
how the characters remaining box keeps
getting lower and lower and lower and
lower and lower and lower...
Any big plans for your birthday?
Someone ought to throw you a party
and shower you with gifts.
minute, then she dissappeared. where is
she? i'm so confused
uses me everyday. Mmmmmmmmminty fresh
breath!
sequined jumpers to a packed house. then
sparklemotion found out i was really a guy and
kicked me out. bummer.
on fake accents and lie about where I'm
from. When I tell Elise that I'm not
hungry, she force feeds me candy and
cake until I cry. Elise likes to tap my left
shoulder while she's standing to my
right. When I fall for her tricks and turn
to the left and then turn to the right to
ask, "Elise, was that you?" she punches
me in the face. Elise is the only person
who's fought me in a battle to the death
and not died.
Navidad. Which translates to "Elise
Christmas." Because she's just like the
perfect stocking stuffer... I'm not sure
where I'm going with that, but just
remember that it means pure,
unadulterated sweetness. Or I just like
the way it sounds. Also, I would have
sent something like this sooner, but I
wasn't sure how this whole site works
exactly. But I can't figure out a lot of
things. I burned myself taking pizza out
of the oven twice this week. I'm simply
not cut out for the real world. But enough
about me. Elise rules. And you know
this, man.