Elise LeBlanc

Shermer, William McKinley, Rushmore Academy

Vermiculturist/Artful Dodger/Armchair Sleuth

Project Mayhem, Sparklemotion, Real Ultimate Power, Magicians Alliance

Shiny objects, road trips, cardigans, fall, $5 milkshakes, storms, stick shifts, sounds, stars, sweets, sushi, samoas, superlatives, double negatives, trains, trinkets, tasers, treasure hunts, instant gratification, going to movies alone, being barefoot, stealing loose change, people-watching, laughing, instigating, experimenting, nightswimming, fingerpainting, freestyle walking, camping, knitting, reading, writing, racing, snow forts, air hockey, rollercoasters, the ocean, airports, left field, Nepalese coins, I-STEP words, Connect Four, Euchre, Europe, David Cross, Cartman, Bill Paxton, Michael Keaton, Wes Anderson films, vintage stuff, Jack & Coke, Tetris, Mario Bros. 3, empty calories, carnival & Cajun & Mexican food + anything Jenne has listed (especially cash money)

Humorous memoirs (David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs), Nick Hornby, Jane Austen, Calvin and Hobbes, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Confederacy of Dunces, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I've read too many good books to remember.

The Big Lebowski, Trading Places, Caddyshack, Eternal Sunshine, Real Genius, Weird Science, Earth Girls, Ski Patrol, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Napoleon Dynamite, Secretary, Amelie, All About Eve, Barefoot in the Park, Harold & Maude, Raging Bull, Swingers, United States of Leland, Dead Poet's Society, Virgin Suicides, Beautiful Girls, Donnie Darko, Suicide Kings, Ravenous, Equilibrium, Almost Famous, Dangerous Liasions, Shawshank Redemption, Usual Suspects, Punch Drunk Love, American Movie, L.A. Confidential, Crouching Tiger, Wonder Boys, Urban Cowboy, Tommy Boy, Porky's, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, Snatch, Friday, Full Monty, Lock Stock, Larry Flynt, Dazed & Confused, Cutting Edge, League of Their Own, Benny & Joon, Muriel's Wedding, When Harry Met Sally, Rain Man, Overboard, Bull Durham, Spaceballs, Jaws, Tremors, Goonies, Sandlot, Labyrinth, any James Bond, films by Pixar, John Hughes, Tarantino, Wes or P.T. Anderson, Farrelly or Coen Brothers, and ALL John Cusack

Whatever obscure band Jim forces me to listen to, one-hit wonders & lots more

Family Guy, South Park, Sports Night, Six Feet Under, The Office (both), Arrested Development, Clone High, Freaks & Geeks, Firefly, Lost (Season 1), Chappelle, XTreme Elimination, X-Files, You Can't Do That On Television, Mr. Wizard, A-Team, Inspector Gadget, old Goofy, Faerie Tale & Mystery Science Theatres, afterschool specials

Taurus

I am frequently overstimulated, have a tendency to wander off alone, and can peel dried glue off my hand in one perfect piece. I am an obsessive proofreader and toothbrusher. I use men's cologne and am incurably attracted to geeks, adverbs, and split infinitives. I wear scarves when it's up to 68 degrees out and flip-flops when it's as low as 38. My favorite condiment is mustard. I still pretend I am smoking a cigarette when my breath frosts in winter but never pretend I am playing the demo music on a Casio. Also, I like to name my golf balls before I hit them.

Must be fun-loving and quixotic with a wicked sense of humor ("rapist's wit"). Must enjoy making the best of any situation. Must like driving with windows down and sunroof back, even if it's cold out. Must be low-maintenance and self-deprecating but not self-conscious, self-absorbed, antisocial, or overdramatic. Must have skills - numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, and/or computer hacking skills will do. Good grammar, segues, hygiene, puns, and punctuality are a plus. Extra consideration to those with no government ties and unlimited resources.