all the love i have for your songs aside, and i can say this because i've heard them in person, this taping over REO Speedwagon tapes has got to end. I hear benny's community, I hear some foolio falsetto, I hear some muffled hiss -- goddammit man, aren't you a fear-of-death-huckster now? Rolling in money for delivering the surprising news that we will die someday? Put that money where your sucker is baby -- into some blank tapes. I know you have a walgreens knock off at least up there in the hook-handed hamlet of yours -- yea i'm durnk so what? i dare you
Ben is great. He makes watching
pro wrestling fun, he helped me
recognise Kurt Angle for the genius
he is, we discussed Ellroy novels,
we drank a lot of whiskey, we took
the piss out of Jade and we even
slept together. Yep, we.re pretty
close.
Benjamin was my star pupil under the
Fendo Method of Handwriting Excellence.
Imagine a young boy or 16 never having
learned the joys of proper cursive
penmanship with a smart fountain pen!
Once he learned that a capital letter
'E' only requires three horizontal
strokes, it was only a matter of weeks
before I heard him shouting on high, "I
love my own handwriting!" The next time
you see Ben's charming graceful
handwriting, you might think to ask him
how the Fendo Satellite Network helped
to guide him on his way!
Ben is the only person I have ever
known who wakes up in a genuinely
good mood. He has like, happy
morning dances...stuff like that. I
thank my lucky cookies to have him
for mine. That said, none of the
pictures of him with babies on his
profile belong to us. Nothing
personal, we just don't have kids.
pro wrestling fun, he helped me
recognise Kurt Angle for the genius
he is, we discussed Ellroy novels,
we drank a lot of whiskey, we took
the piss out of Jade and we even
slept together. Yep, we.re pretty
close.
Fendo Method of Handwriting Excellence.
Imagine a young boy or 16 never having
learned the joys of proper cursive
penmanship with a smart fountain pen!
Once he learned that a capital letter
'E' only requires three horizontal
strokes, it was only a matter of weeks
before I heard him shouting on high, "I
love my own handwriting!" The next time
you see Ben's charming graceful
handwriting, you might think to ask him
how the Fendo Satellite Network helped
to guide him on his way!
known who wakes up in a genuinely
good mood. He has like, happy
morning dances...stuff like that. I
thank my lucky cookies to have him
for mine. That said, none of the
pictures of him with babies on his
profile belong to us. Nothing
personal, we just don't have kids.
I've got Herpes, Too!! Awesome