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Dan
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Portland, OR
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Dan's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1072898
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What I enjoy doing:
Cooking, Salsa, Running, Biking, Rock Climbing
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Favorite Books:
The Princess Bride, Contact, Inagahee, Cold Mountain
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Favorite Movies:
Pi, Time Bandits, The Tao of Steve
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Favorite Music:
Jack Johnson, Super Tramp
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Favorite TV Shows:
My TV isn't even plugged in.
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About Me:
I'm an incurable smartass. I like to challenge people's
perceptions. I'm a granola but I drive a hot rod. I hate
Coke and love chocolate. I can't take a shot of tequila
without a chaser but I can drink lemon juice straight from
the bottle. I give to KUOW every year. I hate it when I
catch myself being arrogant. I love coming to the rescue.
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the finer things in life and should
find a fine someone to enjoy them
with. He cooks, he fences, he doesn't
waste his time watchin' the tube
(unlike me), and he's championed the
rights of underprivileged female
engineers everywhere - with no outward
attempts to hook up with any of them,
it was all just for good karma. But
don't let that fool you, he's no
softy - he can also create his own
mean black eye and throw a heck of a
white trash party. Dan and I shared my
abode for about a year after his
European travel adventure and he's
probably the best platonic roommate
I've ever had.
Despite his offensive nature, he seems
to never actually offend. Except when
he performs random sex acts on inanimate
objects and takes off his pants.
WITHOUT PROMPTING. That stuff kind of
needs to be toned down.
hammerlock, smooth move, and double-
handed-chop-n'-twist with no fear!
And I'm not just talking about
salsa... oh, wait, I am.
He can spell four-letter words in
binary, quote StrongBad, open a beer
bottle with his mouth (I think that's
what he did), drive a segway like a
bad boy, and salsa dance like no
other. Did I mention that he's a
gentleman who *always* shows up on
time?
the street. But I know the real Dan -
he'll bring cheese and pears to your
party, he'll take off his pants on
command from a hot girl, and he lives
in Bellevue - uck.