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"I'm an odd queer academic-type who likes to argue with
people. I have similarly odd, queer, and messed-up friends,
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Occupation:
Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
art, music, psychology, mathematics, statistics, academia, feminism, epicureanism, cty, swarthmore, livejournal, food, czech, crows, glbt, prague, llrt
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Favorite Books:
books by:, Jiri Trnka, Peter Sis, Charles de Lint, Art Spiegelman, Daphne Gottlieb, Brian Andreas, Bohumil Hrabal, Daniel Clowes, Baudelaire, Milan Kundera, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Kate Bornstein
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Favorite Movies:
Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Lilo & Stitch, Harold and Maude, Labyrinth, the Last Unicorn, City of Lost Children, Amelie, Welcome to the Dollhouse
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Favorite Music:
Leonard Cohen, the Cure, Depeche Mode, Rasputina, David Bowie, Uz Jsme Doma, Mylene Farmer, Tori Amos, Atom And His Package
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Favorite TV Shows:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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About Me:
I'm an odd queer academic-type who likes to argue with
people. I have similarly odd, queer, and messed-up friends,
and an odd, queer, messed-up history. I draw stuff. I speak
some Czech. I like to bite people. I'm bad at writing
profiles. If you want to get a better sense of me, go to
http://sammka.livejournal.com.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm a fatalist. If I meet you, I meet you.
Whether or not I like you and want to talk to you a lot is
another thing- I tend to like people who are amicable,
intelligent, and open-minded, especially people with
similar interests to mine. I tend to dislike people who are
none of these things. If you're some but not others, it's a
toss-up.
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adversary. as a matter of fact, i don't even
know if "adversary" is the best word to
describe her. isn't that amazing??
prague after having been abroad and
lonely for weeks and it was like a drink
of cool water on a hot day. jak se mas?
such that after you come out of a
conversation with her, you can't
remember how you used to think
about things before. she looks like a
completely different person every
time i see her and i'm convinced she
has further shape-shifting powers
beyond the understanding of
mankind. she can look like the
avatar of sexiness and studiousness
in one breath. and then steal that
breath away and feed it to her pet
goat. she's the avatar of internet
socialization as well, and i don't
know whether to wake up screaming
at her for getting me hooked, or
praise her as a prophet for
demonstrating what slavish
machines we really all are. i feel
totally comfortable with my identity as
a slavish machine when i think of
sam crane and i'm sure she can
show me the best place to hook
myself up with other machines of
similar persuation. (literally, in this
case.) she also wields a mean
strobe-finger and has tiny feet. and
yes, you wish you knew her. even if
you do know her. you wish you knew
her more. like an onion that doesn't
make you cry. like an artichoke.
except without the "choke" part. like
an artie. hmmmmm.
in the best way ever. She's unassuming
in her coolness, and for that reason
she's also somehow intimidating in the
least intimidating way ever. It's
tough to describe. Pass the salt.
bits. she has the cutest voice and she
kind of acts like a 5-year-old who wears
bright colors and...i don't know, likes
flowers, but she also acts like a really
smart 80-year-old man who talks politics
and smokes dun hills.
if this didn't make any sense, it's
because i just woke up, but i love sam. =)
sighted wearing everything from
butterflies to the gothiest jumper and
overalls that I've ever seen. Plus, in
the summer, she wears amazingly garish
colors. She also has an astral dick
that is longer than yours. Furthermore,
she's living very near me next year, so
we will be the cause of much havoc and
little homework.
but she was cool then, and I assume has
only gotten cooler.
singular and nifty.
once slapped Susannah Gerber right
across the face and I got to see it.
As I think about it, that was probably
one of the top five moments of high
school.
Anyhow, Sam rocks, and don't mess with
her, 'cause she'll bitch-slap your ass
into next week. Yeah.
worshipped her and her cake mix. oh
yeah. she is a dark faerie and
occasionally a very dirty schoolgirl.
she wore a jumper and maryjanes one
day, but she still looked bad. viva los
quivering jews and the fact that -she-
knows...rainbows aren't magikal.