Laura talks like my mother and her
best friend--able to ferry a fairy
without confusion, able to put without
the "out," able to color with crowns.
She's got a depraved dog, and she's
even almost as sexy pole-dancing as
I. Best of all, she'll call you at 6:00
and get you drunk on faux
PennWaves and margaritas. What a
Mensch!
Laura is, if memory serves, delightful,
goofy, and versatile. How versatile?
Her name rhymes with water. I recommend
her to all, notwithstanding her New
Jersey provenance.
best friend--able to ferry a fairy
without confusion, able to put without
the "out," able to color with crowns.
She's got a depraved dog, and she's
even almost as sexy pole-dancing as
I. Best of all, she'll call you at 6:00
and get you drunk on faux
PennWaves and margaritas. What a
Mensch!
goofy, and versatile. How versatile?
Her name rhymes with water. I recommend
her to all, notwithstanding her New
Jersey provenance.