Friends

Jul 2003

Baltiwhore, MD

http://profiles.friendster.com/1076939

"schooled"

Solid Gold dancer, editorial gal, faux-puncher

Borg, assorted nunneries, Herndon Hornets, Boy Scouts of America.

asking questions, prom, feigned tallness, projects in the form of people, parents of all sorts, Crayola-inspired outfits, Rutherford B. Hayes, found objects, trying to lift up those who are heavier than I am, seat-dancing whilst driving, using the word "whilst, " Trivial Pursuit, trivial pursuits, AC/DC's "Thunderstruck, " tulle, little boys and the clothes they come in, and apparently Baltimore private-school gents.

The Hip-Hoptionary...the thinking-man's OED

Anything to which one can do the MC Hammer crab-dance...which means everything.

Capricorn

Fionaappleish, be-miniskirted, prone to rolling down hills. I recently purchased a circa-1982 little-boy-coat based solely on the fact that the brand name was "Brite n' Sassy." That should tell you all you need to know.

Rutherford B. Hayes, Alex P. Keaton, Hawkeye Pierce, Dudley Moore, "Marcellus, a.k.a. Tim," animals that are extra-large or extra-small, a girl named Bomquita, folks more interesting than sane, and someone who'll do the swan-dive-to-overhead-body-lift move from "Dirty Dancing" with me.