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"Indecisive and a little hammy. Just the kind of gal you'd like to bring home to your mom. If your mom was a casting agent...."
More about Becky
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Schools (Other):
Mankato West High School, Jefferson Elementary, New Day Preschool
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College/University:
New York University, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of , Other
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Occupation:
comedian/digital archivist/voiceover "artist"/
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Affiliations:
Alberto Gonzalez School of Tolerant Abuse
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Hobbies and Interests:
musical saw, beginning accordion, sketch comedy, www.funnymeat.com, beckyandnoelle.com, www.stickerbooknyc.com, farting, cooking, talkin' politics, travel (or at least planning vacations that i'd like to go on), sailing, precision funk dancing, being short
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Favorite Books:
1984, Lies and the Lying Liars..., Fast Food Nation, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, Demian, Pickle Chiffon Pie, Goof Off Goose (Sweet Pickles Series), Disappearing Acts, Notable American Women, Lucky Man (shut up Michael J Fox is awesome), Cunt
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Favorite Movies:
the chipmunk's adventure, so i married an axe murderer, tommy boy, dead poet's society, say anything, better off dead, mr boogety, the leftovers, the thanksgiving promise, bamboozled, 25th Hour, Doc Hollywood, Eternal Sunshine...
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Favorite Music:
the chipmunk's adventure soundtrack, sxip shirey/luminescent orchestrii, nervous cabaret, www.awesometheband.com, the wiyos, public enemy, primus, ween, gloria deluxe, i can lick any sonofabitch in the house, elliot smith, bjork, gil scott-heron, flogging molly, operation ivy
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Favorite TV Shows:
Fuck them all! they piss me off. Except the Simpsons. Why does this question give me heart palpitations? Oh please like me! i wouldn't want you to know that i like to watch c-span for 2 minutes until i get so bored i change the channel to watch the time change on NY1.
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
Indecisive and a little hammy. Just the kind of gal you'd like to bring home to your mom. If your mom was a casting agent. Is your mom a casting agent? could you hook me up with that?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who wants to go somewhere with me. And play a duet.
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I'm sure it wasn't cheap.
I kind of feel bad about that.
Maybe I should buy her lunch
gay. Then we had Spanish class together where
we would whisper and giggle and hear "Chris and
Becky shutup!" almost every day. It became
such a popular phrase in our vocabulary that we
decorated it on our joint birthday cake. I think this
girl has made me laugh harder than anyone else
regaling warped stories of her youth where she
would throw a cabbage patch kid down the stairs
to a darkened basement decked out in corpse
make-up playing find the dead baby and
shamelessly hitting on teachers who were happily
married. But don't ever call her Becca or Rebe for
she'll cut out your kidney in the middle of the
night and sell it on the black market without a
second thought.
bear that you run over on accident
because you left it in the driveway when
you were drunk. But please don't leave
Becky in the driveway. She's really
hard to clean.
wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild, wild...TURKEY!
A girl after my own own heart...a girl
who slams around in the pit with the
boys, kisses cousins and pulls out a
flask out of her bag and offers me
something a little wild...
Be prepared when you hang out with
Becky and her crew...wear a
mouthguard and say 20 hail marys!
I have yet to get back my left pinky.
One day Becky...one day...