You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

Just hang by your toes; that's your philosophy! To the people of Italy, he was quite the dictator. To the rest of the world, well, he was sub-par. Not really so impressive.

Crabs are decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura. Except if they are in your pubic hair. Then they are nasty little lice. Luckily, unlike some other popular STDs, these guys are curable.

You will be happy without money. You will realize that money isn't necessary for a happy life. Good friends and good times are the true keys to success.

You are pure goodness. As an angel you are always willing to help others, and are particularly adept at understanding others' concerns. You are a great friend to have!

You aren't fat. You're buff! Your muscular body drives them all crazy with lust. Your strong arms are helpful when moving automobiles and other large objects, and your strong legs propel you quickly towards any goal. You're awesome.